Deidara x reader (Complete)

Chapter 5

The next day...

Your P.O.V:

Dear diary: 11/24/20

TOMORROWS MY BIRTHDAY! I don't think anyone knows or cares, but tomorrow I'm going to be 18.I can't do whatever I want, but I'll try to make the best out of it. There hasn't been much except my deadly fight with the blonde boy. He almost died, but that ok. Him dying, was great news to everyone, but I wouldn't want him to die anyway. Why? Because he's my roommate, my family, and my comrade. That is all for today, see you some other time.

The next day....

You ran into the kitchen expecting to be able to make everyone breakfast, since it was your birthday; instead you found a note on the table that read:

Dear Sasori, Deidara, and (Y/N)

I have left you food in the kitchen because we all left to go catch jinchurikies. Catch ya later- like by tomorrow- Love Konan.

(Y/N): "Ok, that's weird. Why ALL of them? Are there that much Kyuubi's out there?"

Deidara: "Yeah. Like 10 of them."

(Y/N):  "You scared me! By the way, that's a lot. Anyways, Konan said she left the three of us food-"

Deidara: "Oh yeah. Sasori's gone to wander the world for a day. He wants to see if he could discover anything like fossils, towns burnt to a crisp centuries ago, and you know, become-smarter-and-cooler kind of things."

(Y/N): "Umm, since when is Sasori into those kind of things?"

Deidara: "I don't know. He's REALLY into it lately."

(Y/N): "Hey, I got an idea! How about I make us breakfast since it's my birth-"

Deidara: "No thanks. I'll just go mind my own business, un. Cya around."

(Y/N): "Oh...ok."

You decided to eat what Konan left you and you ran to your room. You quickly changed from your pajamas into some being-inside-all-day kind of clothes. You were reading 'The Trials of Apollo' when you felt a giant insect wrapping you until you almost choked. You immediately started to try to un-tangle, when you heard someone laughing SOO HARD they staring coughing over and over like they were chocking on a rock. You got up and walked past the thick wall that separated your room and Deidara's. You went in his room and kicked the rest of his clay out of his hand. He stood there speechless, his left eye twitching as if he was a maniac. You gave him the face as if you were poisoned the minute he turned his face like that. Then, you finally spoke:

"Hey. Are you ok?"

"Yeah. Why did you just knock that out of my hands?!"

"Because: you're trying to KILL ME. Now, unless you want me to kill you, TAKE THIS OFF OF ME!"

"Ugh, you can't even take a godamn joke. Jeez, FINE."

He took it off of you and you wandered back to your room to continue reading. You then felt like you were being watched, and turned out of the book to see Deidara watching one of his pet insects try to steal a book while you were very focused reading your book. You then spoke and gave him the ° ͜ʖ ° kind of face:

"Hey, if you want one, just ask."

"OH! HEY! IM DEFINITLY NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOOK!

"Again, just ask for one. Its not that hard."

"Oh. Thanks..I guess..."

"You have to learn manners, dude. The Akatsuki may be criminals, but let's at least learn something that could be good for us and bad for them. Like a new language or something. "

"HEY! SHUP UP! YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW ANOTHER LANGUGE TO BE SAYING THAT!"

"CORRECTION: I know Spanish and English. I'm currently learning Japanese, thought."

"Wait-Wha- Seriously?! Wow, your smarter than I thought."

"ARE YOU CALLING ME DUMB?!

"OK, ok. I never SAID you were dumb. Jeez"

"You just did. Go mind your own business- Read that book."

"Alright. See ya later."

Deidara's P.O.V: Now that I think of it, earlier today she said something about her birthday being today I think. Wow, thank god my sister prepared me for this kind of moment. I should make her some cupcakes or a birthday cake or something. After all, she HAS been the one healing me every time I come back from a mission.

I walked to the kitchen to find JUST the right amount of ingredients to make a (the name of your favorite cake). I have exactly:

14 ounces of flour

14 ounces of sugar

2 tablespoons of (Baking, cocoa, anything you want) powder

Salt (optional or until it tastes right)

2 large eggs, room temp

4 ounces of vegetable oil

6 ounces of unsalted butter, room temp

8 ounces of buttermilk, room temp as well

1 tablespoon of white vinegar

1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

4 tablespoons of (Favorite color) food coloring

I found this on Pinterest, and I don't think this would be copyright because it's not from a book or newspaper, right?

I then did what I did and baked the cake. I came into her room, noticing she had fallen asleep. I placed the cake with candles on her desk with a note saying:

Dear (Y/N),

I heard you say to yourself earlier in the morning that it was your birthday, yeah. I made you this cake for you to at least feel like noticed, since people are more focused on personal things. I hope this can make you happy enough to know that I was able to make you a cake. Please tell me how it tastes and please save me a small portion, un.

From

Deidara Iwagakure.