Deidara x reader (Complete)

Chapter 6

The next day...

Your P.O.V: "Ahh... good morning, me. Huh? What is this? A cake? From who? Why? Who knows it's my birthday? WHAT IS GOING ON."

*reads note*

"That explants a lot. Welp, there's only one way to find out how it tastes: let's eat cake for breakfast."

Deidara P.O.V: "Oh, I see you read my note. I hope you like it..."

Your P.O.V: "*talks while eating the cake* It's perfect. Thanks. How did you make it?

Deidara: "Oh, I just-well, um... You see- I just grabbed some things that were in the fridge-"

(Y/N):"I don't want a detailed explanation. I just wanted to know just out of curiosity because it's perfect; plus, it's my favorite color(s), (your fav color[s]). Thanks, dude. It really yummy too. You should be baker if you ever get time to."

Deidara: "Oh, thanks I guess."

Me and Deidara then shared the rest of the cake. I thanked him for the cake and then asked him when his birthday was, just in curiosity. At the end of the week, I had everyone's birthdays, including yours:

Konan: February 20th

Deidara: May 5th

Obito (Tobi): February 10th

Nagato: September 19th

Yahiko: February 20th

Zetzu: September 21

Sasori: November 8th

Kisame: March 18th

Itachi: June 9th

Hidan: April 2nd

Kakuzu: August 15th

By the end of the day, I had read two more books of 'The Trials of Apollo', marked everyone's birthdates on your calendar, AND I made some cupcakes for everyone else to eat since it was my birthday. Everything went smooth, until Sasori and Kakuzu got in a fight. Everyone was there, just watching, and not interfering because they could kill ANYTHING with one touch, at the moment.

Konan: "WHOA. Is anybody going to DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?!"

Yahiko: "Umm, certainly not me"
We came to a decision that me and Deidara would do the job.

Hidan: "Boohoo, you gotta go fetch, dogs!"

(Y/N): "Yeah ha-ha. So funny."

Deidara: "Honestly, I can take care of Sasori-no-Danna. I don't know if Kakuzu is even controllable thought."

(Y/N): "I can tame any animal. You guys will be fine, I don't know about him thought."

Hidan: "What do you mean? Are you gonna borrow some of red-head's useless poison? Give me a break, I can do BETTER."

(Y/N): "Ugh, let me BE. Now, If I were you guys, I would just go back inside and ignore any screams coming from outside. Thank you!"
Kakuzu: "FOR THE LOVE OF MY SWEET, PRECIOUS, MONEY... LEAVE ME AND MY MONEY ALONE! DON'T TAKE EVEN A CENT AWAY FROM ME!!"

Sasori: "Just give me some money to buy more chemicals. That is it. Just let me have some money. It very simple-"

(Y/N): "HEY, KAKUZU! Someone left a pack of a million dollars and said it was for you. It's down there."

I had tricked Kakuzu into my huge invisible-spider-web. He fell right for it! It was hilarious and he gave me the I-hate-you-and-you-owe-me-now face. Everyone started a riot against him and his love for money, rather than for someone that he could have married a while ago. After that, I actually payed him 108,318.50 yen (1000 American dollars) as a payback for what I did earlier. He actually smiled (which surprised me since this guy wears a mask just like Kakashi Hatake...) which made me feel less in-debt with people. I'm also in debt with Deidara, since he made me a cake for my birthday.

The next day, I woke up to see Deidara sleeping next to me. I was surprised because I sleep alone, not with a boy next to me. I quickly sat up and woke him up. He quickly got up, which caused him to fall of the skinny-twin-size-bed. He woke up saying to me:

"HEY, WHATS THE BIG IDEA, UN?! *insert cowboy voice* HOW DID I GIT DERE? WHAT HAPPENED, BUSTER?"

(Y/N): "I don't know. You tell me. I just woke up to feel someone BREATHING HEAVILY next to me, so I was scared."

Deidara: "Hmm, I wonder what happened un."

HA! CLIFHANGER, YALL! Heh, left you on the oldest trick in the book, THE CLIFFHANGER. UwU