Deidara x reader (Complete)

Chapter 16

After he went to wash the plates, I had somehow managed to grab my book and start reading. I had not even begun reading when the letter started flowing like rivers, and I was nauseous again. I let my eyes rest for five minutes, and tried again. I was scared because I love reading, and I wouldn't want to quit reading if I had eye problems. Before I knew it, I had the urge to throw up again, and I tried crawling to the nearest trash can.

I threw up in the trash can, and Dei-dei came in again. "Are you ok?" he asked me. I nodded and got to my personal issue 'About the reading'. I explained everything, and his eyes grew huge in shock and scared.

"You're not ok, admit it. C'mon, I'm taking you to the hospital."

"But I'm fine!-"

"How could you be fine?! It's like your dyslectic, you can't even read anymore."

"Ok..."

HE carried me piggy back style all the way to the Leaf Hospital, where a girl Ino attended us.

Ino: "Hi, how can I help you today?"

I just starred at the floor like:

Wut-do-I-do-tho

Deidara explained everything and Ino attended us, and she took me to a room where they find out whether your pregnant or not (my dumbass has no idea what the Frick that's called) they did the x-ray thingy on my stomach and we stayed in the room for ten minutes or so.

Ino: "The exams are complete. Do you wanna know?"

I just starred at her like 'Bitch, whether I want to know or not, spill the tea'.

She just looked right back at me and smiled, "You're pregnant!"

I just looked at her like, 'hoe, wut do u mean'

If you watch Larri, you'll understand that I'm going on with the tea, sis.

I just looked at her like, 'u good Bruh' and Dei-dei was now crying his life out of happiness.

After that we left and headed home, Dei-dei was still crying and I just hugged him, so he would stop, but it got even worst. I was so annoyed because he was acting like a five year old about to throw a tantrum and I was just annoyed the whole time.

When we got home, everyone realized Deidara had been crying, and I just looked annoyed. Sasori rushed to Deidara's aid, and used some wipes to wipe off the tears. Then Konan help me get off the floor and walk to my room. I walked and grabbed my book, and still saw the letters swimming. I took the pills Ino gave me, and then the letters started to go back to normal. I continued to read, and all of the akatsuki members entered my room, looking at me.

I was confused, and then Konan whispered n my ear, 'Just let us know why you have not been 100 percent lately'. I explained to them everything, but I noticed Hidan had left the room after I said the words 'I'm pregnant'. I walked to his room and he was just so pissed that he punched a hole in the wall. (Time for some Seven Deadly Sins sisters) I used my Perfect cube to lock him up, and made sure that that we wouldn't try to hurt anyone or thing. Sasori was in the living room, helping Dei-dei calm the fuck down.

After Deidara calmed down, I realized I was able to walk again, and I started walking down the hall like a model, with a Larri smile on my face. I then showed up to the living room, better than ever sis.

That's when Konan went: "Yes sister, that rock ass!"

Meanwhile she was cheering me on, all the boys just looked at me confused.

I sat down on a chair that was empty cross legged and said "Hey sis. Spill the tea!"

Konan was just really happy and started hitting the whoa in the middle of the living room. I then realized she started doing the baby momma dance.

Like we just sat there like:

You: OoO Konan: UwU

I was surprised by the news.

You: "I'm sister shook"

Konan: "*nods* yeah. That's the tea"

Everyone else was so confused that they just left leaving me Konan, Dei-dei, and Yahiko.

Konan started jumping so much I was surprised. Yahiko started crying, and Dei-dei started crying with him. I just placed my feather cloak on, and took a walk.

While I was walking in forest, I stopped to grab some (favorite fruit of vegetable) while I was at it.

 Hope you enjoyed this chapter!!  Anyways, byeee!!!!! Owo