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𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋

——— four; now watch me W H I P







shotowo <3
hey y/n

elon crust
hEYYYY
SHOTO

shotowo <3
today is groceries day, right?
could you get me popcorn
and noods ?

elon crust

elon crust todoroki— 😭 why u gotta do melike tHAT WHY U GOTTA GOFOR THE NOODS 

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elon crust
todoroki—
😭 why u gotta do me
like tHAT WHY U GOTTA GO
FOR THE NOODS 

shotowo <3
erm...? the popcorn is
for a movie if you'd like?
i heard its a good movie

elon crust
A MOVIE— I'M GONNA
SCREAM INTO A PILLOW NOW
I'M SORRY WAIT A SECOND

elon crust
hOLDUP
TODOROKI U DIDNT KNOW
BEE MOVIE
JUST W H O
DID U HEAR ABOUT
THIS MOVIE FROM?

shotowo <3
touya
if you don't want to
watch it that's ok

elon crust

elon crust t— touYA!/?:)$:':!):god i— i—i will get the popcorn and— noo— noodles😔

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elon crust
t— touYA!/?:)$:':!):
god i— i—
i will get the popcorn
and— noo— noodles😔

shotowo <3
that's good i'll
be waiting then.




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shotowo <3
what have i watched

elon crust
VSGSBSFSUSFS
SHE—— ANASTASIA
WAS LIKE IS THAT
GOING— AND HE WAS
LIKE NO ITS GOING IN AZZ
AND I WAS LIKE DAMN RIGHT

elon crust
thEN THEY HAD RICH PEOPLE
PARTY AND I WAS LIKE AYE JESUS
THIS COULD BE MY LIFE IN THE
FUTURE I COULD MaRry THE RICH
AND GET STUFF ON AZZ AND
SPANKED ON DEADEAVOR'S ROOM
🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰

shotowo <3

elon crust you used a meme—that was for urRARAKA IT WAS A JOKE I WAS RAISED IN A VERY RELIGIOUS CHURCH WE HAD LIKE LOTSA HOLY WATER LOTSA HOLY STUFF I EAT PAGES OF THE BIBLE AS SNACCS IT WAS ALL A FEVER DREAM GOODNIGHT TODOROKI

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elon crust
you used a meme—
that was for urRARAKA
IT WAS A JOKE I WAS RAISED
IN A VERY RELIGIOUS CHURCH
WE HAD LIKE LOTSA HOLY WATER
LOTSA HOLY STUFF I EAT PAGES OF
THE BIBLE AS SNACCS
IT WAS ALL A FEVER DREAM
GOODNIGHT TODOROKI

shotowo <3
y/n wait-
if that's worrying you,
i didn't understand 70% of
what was written there

shotowo <3
and however... unrefined the
choice of movie was
it was nice watching it with you,
goodnight.




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fat cheeks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) amiright
whY THE FUCK ARE YOU SOBBING
SO LOUD YOU CRAZY KID

rabies, really ?
biTCH— B I T C H.
I JUST WATCHED 50 SHADES
DARKER WITH TODOROKI

fat cheeks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) amiright
tSU SAID: (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
i sAY: SHSHUEBEVEBSGSH
DID U GET THE D???
arE YOU FINALLY GONNA
STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS FOREARMS
AND JUST BITE THEM ALREADY

rabies, really ?

rabies, really ?NO BITCHNON OhE WAS LIKE AWKWARD AFOUR HANDS LIKE KINDA TOUCHEDWHEN WE WERE EATING POPCORN AND HE SO CUTE LIKE SO CUTE ISWEAR I SAW A BLUSH AND I MUFFLEDMY SCREAMS WITH A PILLOW AND NOTEVEN IN THE BEST WAY BUT IT WAS STILL GOOD YOU...

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rabies, really ?
NO BITCH
N
O
N O
hE WAS LIKE AWKWARD AF
OUR HANDS LIKE KINDA TOUCHED
WHEN WE WERE EATING POPCORN
AND HE SO CUTE LIKE SO CUTE I
SWEAR I SAW A BLUSH AND I MUFFLED
MY SCREAMS WITH A PILLOW AND NOT
EVEN IN THE BEST WAY BUT IT WAS
STILL GOOD YOU KNOW I WAS SEXILY
SIPPING WATER

rabies, really ?
THEN
LATER FUCKING T H E N L A T E R
I SAID I WANTED A PLUG
— A BUTT PLUG
H
O
E
DO YOU HEAR ME
A BUTT PLUG 🍑🔌 (:):?:(:):?:):
OH TO SEE WITHOUT MY TOES

fat cheeks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) amiright

fat cheeks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) amirightthat ifunny

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fat cheeks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) amiright
that ifunny.co watermark just emphasizes
just how fucking much i feel
like i'm watching you blue screen out
of existence and end your simp life
just by breathing the same air as abs

rabies, really ?
uGH DONT TALK ABOUT ABS
IT REMINDS ME OF NOT
SO CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN
AND IT REMINDS ME OF TODOROKI
CHOKING CAUSE GrEY GREY WAS LIKE
lmao i fuck 67 yeAR OLD CHICKS

fat cheeks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) amiright
gO TO SLEEP ITS 3 AM U
USELESS SHIT

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