Various! Naruto x Rick! Reader

Chapter 3 - Pass the butter, You bubblegum bitch

4: 00 am
"Beep Beep Beep Beep"
"Alright, alright I'm up, geez..."
You woke up with your right arm over your eyes while your left was hung off the bed.
"My fuckin head hurts"

"Creator, I realize that you were late yesterday, but is it really necessary to wake up at 4: 30 in the morning"
"I mean, duh, obviously, we have a lot to do, If I do something stupid then I do it for a reason, Computer"
"..."
"..."
"that and I also decided I want to cook some breakfast for myself and naruto" You mumbled the last part, but your computer didn't fail to notice
"Hmm Creator, Did you say something about cooking naruto breakfast?"
"Nope, I have no idea what you're talking about, anyway let's go and-", You attempted to get up before realizing two arms were wrapped around your torso
"..."
"..."
"... I took a picture..."
"..."
"...Computer... please send me that picture..."
"Oh my God, you do care!"
"Shut up, Im in the middle of a hangover and you might wake up Naruto"
"Creator, He can't hear me"
"..."
"...Anyways we should get to business"

You carefully moved his hands off your torso as you shimmied your way off the bed.
When you were finally able to get off his bed and onto the floor, you made your way to your apartment, which was conveniently, or inconveniently, right next door to naruto's apartment.

I'm not sure if I should be happy I live next to the protagonist or not, You sweatdropped

Upon entering your apartment, you locked the door behind you
​​​​​"Alright time to get to work", you took out a small box and threw it on the ground
It soon burst with blue mist and smoke erupted filling the room, The sense of mystery seemed to mystify the once boring apartment. You tried to get to the middle "Cough Cough" you waved your hands around to clear the smoke to reveal...
A cup of coffee and some painkillers (like normal pain killers, just pretend you couldn't make good ones or some shit)

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If your computer could deadpan, it would
"Did you have to make it that dramatic"
"What're ya talkin about, it's the perfect cup of coffee, It deserves to have a proper introduction" you snapped back
You pooped the pills in your mouth and took a sip of the bitter liquid

You put the coffee down on the table and reached into your lab coat. You took out a green crystal that you called a quantum tesseract. Tossing it up and down in your right hand, You made your way to the middle of the room. You quickly drew a rectangle on the ground, as a small rectangular portal appeared. Jumping through the weird portal. you found yourself in your lab/garage.

If you were being honest, you barely spent time on earth, only using it as a 'home'. When you weren't fighting aliens or Doing normal things you would do on earth, you actually just used a quantum tesseract to go to a pocket dimension you created yourself and use that as a lab, to make sure no alien enemies could track you to earth using any of your scientific tools.

The space in front of you looked exactly like an ordinary garage, some tools in the corners, a few wood planks, a workbench, and even a picture of you graduating from Harvard at the age of 6.
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"Alright time to get the rest of the lab up and working", you went to the corner of the garage and flicked a light switch as robotic noises filled the room

"Why did you make the simplest things so dramatic and the dramatic things so simple..."
"Eh for effects, you wouldn't understand"

three tubes of transparent, glowing liquid containing clones of you, rised from the ground along with a bunch of shelves and other machines as features of your garage retracted