Various! Naruto x Rick! Reader

Chapter 9 - Everybody needs a bit of lesbo in their life

You woke up and quickly did the usual
But you felt your bullshit sense tingling
"Today's gonna feels like shit"
"Yeah I can feel it too"

You did the usual and arrived at your usual time-, Except for No
No you didn't
You got out of the house and drank 100 cc's of alcohol
"This early?"
"This early."

You had a built-in bullshit detector in your brain so you knew you were gonna need this shit. You used your portal gun and went through

You appeared at the back of the school and walked into the classroom

You looked at the class of dipshits. Fuck my life
You weren't expecting much else with this shit dimension but the classroom was a mess. A mess and rowdy as fuck.
Yep you were an asshole

You could see a bunch of boys in the background panicking as Male A approached you.
"Creator, after your announcement that you slept at Sasuke's House, Everybody seems on edge to get you."

"W-what the f-fffuck does that even mean"

Male A was now right in front of you
"Hey did you know every kiss begins with K" He wiggled his eyebrows

Gross
You should kill him
Sigh, It hurts that I can't

You regained yourself and smirked "Too bad ugly begins with a U"

A bunch of the boy's who were panicking just a few seconds ago shouted OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

In response you shouted AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY with finger guns
All of them immediately blushed

Unknown to you 3 girls in particular were glaring at boys in jealousy-
Actually, forget that, my sweet girl Hinata would never do that... but she was still jealous

Hinata POV

I looked at you timidly. You shined so brightly... just like the sun... you brightened everyone's mood whenever you were around. I was so timid and small. Would you ever notice someone like me?
Unlike me, you were... you were amazing. My face went red at my thoughts. I felt my whole face go red as I quickly looked away... But there was a small piece of her twisted when you laughed with the boys

Sakura POV

...What's this feeling. Staring at her made a knot form in my stomach. She wasn't talking to Sasuke... So why am I so mad

Ino POV

I looked at her as she joined in on the boy's antics. I wasn't mad at her... I was mad at Male A?
No, not just him, but all the boys that were blushing. Why does it feel so bad
I pondered the question before finally coming up with the answer. I was jealous. I was jealous of the amount of attention she got from the boy's. I was simply mad at the boy's for falling for her antics
(Inooo noooooo)

Y/n POV

You watched as blonde ponytail went over to bubblegum and whispered into her ear. Bubblegum had a look of realization before both tried to attract the attention of other fangirls
I hate when idiots try to recruit a lot of idiots

"The smell of bullshit ladies and gentleman"

You laughed and mumbled "Got that right"

"Cha! I knew it!"
"Eh?" You looked up to see bubble gum standing next to Ino
"You really do think that we are below you!"

You smirked "That's exactly it"
I mean it was true and you were on asshole mode so bleh