You sighed and drank more... coffee.
Yeah, you fucking thought you'd be drinking eggnog or some shit but your drinking-
Wait no, you switched to alcohol again
You're probably wondering, Why did you start drinking alcohol again? Well to answer your question...
"Over there!" Naruto threw another kunai in another direction
It's cause of this guy...
"Hm? It was just a mouse" Naruto looked at the group with a proud face
You externally and internally cringed, resolving to take another swig of alcohol hoping for god that one of his kunai would hit some cute animal in the heart and traumatize him for life.
Oh wait... While you were zoning out Naruto DID hit a cute animal, well it wasnt cute to you, but whatever.
"Naruto! Look what you did!" Sakura pointed at the poor white rabbit. You raised a brow, White? White rabbits are snow rabbits unless genetically engineered otherwise... Meh, you didn't care
You drank some more as Naruto ran over to the scared rabbit and hugged it "Ah! I'm so sorry little rabbit! Sorry!"
Yeah, if the rabbit was scared before, it was traumatized now.
Tazuna deadpanned and swung around his bottle "All this fuss for a rodent?"
"Creator, Subject 3998 is coming closer and is about to throw weapon"
You sighed at both sentences "It's sad, I know"
Kakashi yelled "Lookout!"
Unfortunately, physical uselessness and Tazuna stayed frozen, so naturally, you decided to just catch the flying sword that was about to make human sushi.
You lazily threw the sword back, not caring if it hit the target or not which it almost did, making you look like that much more of a badass.
The person who threw that sword seemed to be... What the fuck is he wearing, what the hell is this, Halloween?
Subject 3998 and Kakashi stood there dramatic like while you scoffed in the background. One of them could have attacked right now and ended this whole thing.
Kakashi narrowed his eyes "Zabuza Momochi"
"Ah Kakashi of the hidden eye... and what's this? F/n, the ninja who can use Jutsu without hand signs... You're both in my bingo book... It's too bad, huh? But youll have to hand over that old man"
"Oh shit, You can have Kakashi if you wanted him, I won't judge".
Everyone ignored your comment... Except Kakashi, he was a tiny bit hurt by what you implied. Old and Gay... (; - ;)
You shrugged off the lack of response and the title, You had way worse like world ender's ender or Rick Sanchez 2.0, some bullshit like that so this didn't matter shit
"Wah F/n! You're in the bingo book!"
Sasuke hnned and narrowed his eyes in suspicion, Sharingan?
You sighed at your teammate's stupidity "Really? Wow, I forgot I had ears and shit"
Yeah you weren't taking any bullshit today, even if that bullshit was Naruto
"It would be such a waste to kill such a talent so why don't you come with me? Girl." You looked at the guy, not in the least bothered. You forgot how useful and horrible a reputation was, Now this guy was being a pedophile.
You blankly looked at him and drank a bit from your canteen "No thanks"
"Guess I'll have to kill you!!!", Zabuza rushed towards you with a kunai, Kakashi grunted as he quickly blocked the said ninja with another kunai. Not able to keep it up, Zabuza jumped back into some mist, slightly annoyed by Kakashi's interference.
Was that mist there before? Meh, mist or not you could see Zabuza glaring at Kakashi due to your enhanced senses
Slightly panicked, Kakashi shouted "Quick, Manji formation! Protect the bridge builder and stay out of this fight"
You didn't need to be told twice. Well, you kinda did cause you only heard 'stay out of this fight', not the, y'know, 'protect the bridge builder part'
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FanfictionYour Basically the female version of Rick from Rick and Morty. Your 18, don't have any family, and still an alcoholic so yay! You find yourself in the dimension of naruto after a complete blackout. You portal gun is completely destroyed and due to t...
