Gaara POV
I readied myself to go to the village of the leaf. I looked back at my scroll. Nobody seemed to catch my eye, none of them had made it on to the bingo book so- Oh
There in the empty space below the section BINGO BOOK was a single genin, F/n L/n, They didn't give her an official title yet but she's said to be able to do jutsu without hand signs. 'With h/c hair and e/c eyes, she makes a deadly enemy for her speed.
With the rough sketch of her on the scroll, I let out an annoyed sigh "That sounds and looks exactly like her"
Flashback
"Hey, Uhhhh are you the... person"
"Huh?" I looked to see some drunk 13-year-old walking to me. Wait, are thirteen-year-olds allowed to be drunk?
I narrowed my eyes, I haven't ever seen her before "What do you want"
"Meh nothing much, just feel like nuking someplace"
I looked at her, confused, nuking? What's that?
"Who are you and-"
"Computer, Is this the guy?"
I blankly stared at her as she started talking to the air. Was this girl... okay?
"Alright!". Suddenly 15 clones surrounded me. My eyes widened in shock. I know she didn't do the hand signs so how?!
Before I could blink, she was right next to me. I felt something cold in my ear. What? Something was able to touch me
...Is this... the end. I felt my consciousness slowly fading, But... I can't sleep or...
F/n POV
"You almost missed! This is why you should stop drinking, Creator. Sigh"
You shrugged as the redhead fell into your arms, unconscious
"Hey, your the one who said we should do this, not me"
"That's because-"
"Alright, is all the data completely checked?"
"Sigh, Yes, It should be completely fine to enter his dreamscape now."
"Alright computer, enter the dream realm thingy."
"INCEPTIONING >>> COMPLETE"
You found yourself in some weird dungeon place. "Geez, people need to clean up and shit", You kicked off some weird goo on your leg
"Bahahahahahahaha FINALLY!!!!"
You looked up...-
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"WHOLLY SHIT IT"S A FUCKING TALKING CAT!!!". You took out your machine gun and pointed it at the huge fucking cat
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
"CREATOR KILL IT"
"GRRRRR IM NOT A FUCKING CAT"
"Oh..." You made an 'o' shape with your mouth and lowered your gun
You blinked in boredom as the cat tried in vain to escape his weird prison thing
"GAH! WHY CAN"T I LEAVE THIS HORRID PLACE!!!????"
Shit, you head hurt like a BITCH
"Shut the FUCK up"
The cat stared at you
"WTF DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU-
You took out your torture gun 9000, you bought on galactic ebay and shot
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG!!"
"Stop yelling, my head fucking hurts..."
"WHY YOU LITTLE-"
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG FUCK!!!!"
You continued to torture the fuck out Shukaku every single time he spoke cause, lets be honest here, this dude only knows how to yell.
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Various! Naruto x Rick! Reader
Hayran KurguYour Basically the female version of Rick from Rick and Morty. Your 18, don't have any family, and still an alcoholic so yay! You find yourself in the dimension of naruto after a complete blackout. You portal gun is completely destroyed and due to t...
