Various! Naruto x Rick! Reader

Chapter 11 - Team 7 is dog shit hlep

"BEEEEEEEPPPP BEEEEEEEEPPP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP" (Yknow those amber alerts, like those)

You immediately sat upright in a jolt "Computer!"
"..."
"...geez what the fuck"

Practically ignoring your shock, it responded "Creator, today is the day you get assigned a team, besides-"

"Fuck that" You recovered yourself in your blanket and tried to get back to sleep

"..."

"..."

"... Fuck" You growled in annoyance and sat up in your bed

"Just saying, I'm not getting up cause of you, so don't think that because that is not the case at all"

"Sure creator, sure"

You contemplated wether or not to just shut your computer of before sighing and getting up to prepare for school

You did the usual; same labcoat, clothing, hairstyle, routine, grabbed your Claude made lunch and got out the door

You drank some alcohol and prayed to the nonexistent gods for a team with the least bullshit. Maybe a team with siikamaru and choji or maybe even Naruto. But then maybe not, Naruto's kinda troublesome... Actually fuck that even nonexistant gods don't exist, only me

You stopped praying and shot a portal at the wall and went through... while drinking

Luckily, you were able to actually input correct coordinates and get to the back of the school with no problems

You walked into the classroom. It was calm for once. Nobody was shouting, an few background noises, an few light conversations but other than that it was nice.

You relaxed and got to your seat The nonexistent gods really have granted my wish
You let out an silent breath of relief as you rested you're head on you're table

You grumbled a bit when a certain blonde ran into the classroom, giddy as fuck
He was bouncing around in pure joy

Luckily for you, or maybe for him, his joyous energy didn't do much to murder the calm atmosphere so it was completely fine

You smiled as soft smile that had the whole class blushing as you waved at the excited blonde, he being the only one without an tinge of red on his face due to his pure excitement
"F/n- chan, F/n Chan!"

Seeing as Naruto was about to hug you, Shikamaru was quick to act

"Oi, this room is for graduates, what are you doing here"
You laughed an bit at the rude comment
"You're awfully cheery today"
You ignored you computer. It was telling the truth, You had previously thought the day would be full of just bullshit but it was pretty decent, but you weren't gonna admit that outloud

Naruto smiled even more at Shikamaru's comment which confused the smart boy an bit but he didn't show it. Apparently Naruto really wanted to show off his headband, especially to Sakura and you and so he did. He pointed his headband, grin still in place.

"Hey, Dont ya see, I have a headband too" Naruto immediately looked to you to see your reaction, ignoring shikamaru's look of suspicion.

You-... you didn't look impressed... like at all.

Yeah he should have half expected that, but he was still hurt none the less. He pouted, but for real pouted, like he really was mad or sad... or maybe both? You weren't sure.