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Chapter 15 - Mr Poopy Butthole! Oh and you guys too...

After Sakura and Tazuna finally finished their shopping, You all went back home to tsunami's, using your trusty dusty portal gun of coarse.

"Oh welcome back!"
You handed her the shopping bag and mumbled something incoherent before taking a swig of alcohol. Tsunami looked at you worriedly. "Should you be drinking that"
Tazuna barked, "That's what I said!"
You sweatdropped, deciding to redirect the conversation and ignore Tazuna, "Oh, What are you cooking."
She was in the middle of skinning some fish, It looked really unappetizing. She nervously chuckled. "Ah, I'm making some Nabemono"

You grimaced and took an apron that was hanging on the wall
"Huh? F/n?", Sakura looked at you in confusion.
"Hmm?" You had a hairband between your lips as you bound your h/c locks into a high ponytail.
"Do you know how to cook?" She, Tazuna, and Tsunami looked to the left in nervousness, did that seem rude. You ignored their very obvious thought and answered

"Bitch please, I can fucking cook"
You took some spring onions and carrots from the shopping bag and place them on the cutting board.
"You guys can do whatever, I'll do dinner", You had memorized a bunch of Gordan Ramsey dishes so whatever you were cooking was gonna be exquisite.

They shrugged and turned away...til you started chopping the fuck out of those carrots and onions. All of them immediately turned around at the sound of your rabid chopping

"F/n!"
You looked at the pinkette, your knife continuing the rapidly chop the vegetables
"Aren't you, yknow... drunk?"
You shrugged and continued. They looked on with uneasiness. Within a few seconds, you were done chopping the vegetable up leaving everyone both amazed and relieved that you didn't accidentally cut a finger off

You continued to gut the fish-

"Woah F/n- chan Is Cooking! Dinner's gonna be so good!!!"
Sasuke raised a brow. "F/n can cook?"
Kakashi didnt express anything but you could tell he was thinking the exact same thing

You sighed "Haha Fucking Gourdan Ramsey Bitch!"
Everyone looked at you weirdly, they had no idea who the fuck that was.

They shrugged it off and sat at the table as you served everything in bowls

"..."
"Hey dobe"
"Hmm?"
"Did you... Have you tasted F/n's cooking before?..."
Naruto blinked at his rival before a shit-eating grin spread itself on his face "Of Course I have, On XX/XX/XXXX F/n fed me Breakfast!"

Sasuke internally cursed at the blonde's proud smile.

You came in with a bunch of bowls filled with soup and fish that smelled absolutely delicious. Naruto oggled at the smell, drool slipping from his mouth

Sasuke simply eyed the food in anticipation while Sakura felt a mix of emotion develop within her. Jealousy and admiration.

You smoothly put the plates in front of everyone and sat in your seat.

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"..."
"..."
"..."
You looked in somewhat disgust as Naruto and Sasuke scarfed down bowl after bowl, An urk mark appeared on you

"Seconds!" Sasuke and Naruto held thier bowls out, you immediately knocked both of them in the head
"Stop"

Naruto looked at you with puppy eyes, clearly not used to your scolding "But I need to beat him!" He pointed at the emo duck

You sighed "No worries, I'm sure that both of you can succeed in being fatasses...-"
Sasuke and Naruto sunk down in defeat
A smile crept on your face "-But Naruto would totally win"

Naruto's bright demeaner returned "Haha Hear that Sasuke!"
Sasuke just looked away and huffed in defiance. You sighed "Point is, stop, this is an place where food is scarce and cant be spared for you're shitty version of a hotdog eating contest"