Just saying Y'know Mr meeseeks
Yeah, him
I'm gonna make it so they practically can't die until they complete their task or can only die by your advanced guns
You groggily woke up
"Computer, what time is it"
"......"
"Computer?"
"Yes, Creator?"
You furrowed your eyebrows. You programmed your Computer so It would always be awake. It should have answered immediately
You sighed "Don't tell me you gained sentience and want to take over?"
"Thats is some racist, accusatory, Issac Asimov Bullshit, Creator"
"Besides that's not why I didn't answer"
"Uh-huh and what is your real reason than"
"Creator... I think, I feel like something bad just happened"
"Can you elaborate computer"
"Creator I sensed the presence of the substance that would be able to power your portal gun"
"Are you sure?"
"I-I-If that's true computer we could fuckin leave and go home"
A small sense of anticipation went over you. This could be your ticket home. Your way to get back to your home.
"Definitely, however, it's presence quickly disappeared"
"..."
You thought for a bit. Nothing from this era should be able to hide suah a substance from the advanced tracking from your computer... So how?
You sighed. You brain was still hurting
"Just tell me the time"
" 7:05 am "
"..."
"Computer why didn't you wake me up"
"I... was trying to track down the substance..."
"Alright, forgiven, let's go"
You got off the bed and ran into the bathroom
and went out again completely clean (Cartoon logic stick with it)
You put in some coordinates and shot your Kirkland brand portal gun to the ground
"Creator, Wait-"
You immediately jumped through and... shit
You were falling on top of shino in front of the whole class...
Fuck it hurts
You finally realized the position you were in... but you honestly didn't give a shit
This is kinda "comfy"
You had accidentally said that out loud
You passed out on the poor boy.
"Creator wake up"
You didn't move
"Well... I guess I cant wake you up now that your asleep, that'd be rude the the creator..."
Seeing as you still stayed unconscience it inwardly squeeled
"Ship it"
Shino POV
I was a bit later than I usually was as I walked through the door to get to class
I attempted to get to my seat as usual but I suddenly felt a huge weight on me. Suddenly I was looking up at the ceiling with someone sleeping on me.
"Comfy", they mumbled
I realized THAT WAS Y/N's VOICE
I panicked as I tried my best to not squirm under her weight. I cursed myself for my stupid high hood. It blocked my view of Y/n's close up, and at the same time, it failed to hide the red that covered my whole face...
Ino POV
I looked in envy? as I saw F/n sleeping on the weirdo
Without thinking I shouted, "Bug boy get off F/n!!!!!!"
My reaction sparked the reaction of the many shocked peers that surrounded me
Not even paying attention to Sasuke, I quickly went up with some others to wake up F/n and get her off that bastard
When I tried to touch F/n shoulder, Billboard brow quickly swatted my hand away.
She looked at me competitively as we fought
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Various! Naruto x Rick! Reader
FanfictionYour Basically the female version of Rick from Rick and Morty. Your 18, don't have any family, and still an alcoholic so yay! You find yourself in the dimension of naruto after a complete blackout. You portal gun is completely destroyed and due to t...
