Percy POV
I have had it. First I get amnesia due to the Her Highness, Queen Hera, and tossed across the country into the lap of wolves. Who then vigorously train me to help me get to Camp Jupiter. Along the way, I get attacked by these weird snake-haired, Bargain Mart ladies. I have never personally been to Bargain Mart but now I know to avoid it at all costs. But once I do get to Camp Jupiter, I meet a wonderful girl who is the leader of the camp and a skinny blonde bitch. And apparently my cousin is there too. His name is Nico DiAngelo. He's the Ambassador from Pluto and the son of Hades. My uncle on my dad's side. My dad is Neptune. After meeting these wonderful people, I go on a quest to save death, with a Chinese-Canadian baby man named Frank Zhang, and a girl from the 1940s Hazel Levesque. Along the way, we find a foul-mouthed horse that's faster than the speed of sound. We arrive at the Hubbard Glacier where a big giant is waiting for us, and I get the fun part of dealing with the shades, and while my companions get the easy job of dealing with the giant. I mean I get thrown off of a big cliff. That's not fair. Why do I get the army of unkillable ghosts? After defeating Alcyoneus, and bringing up 10 tons of Imperial Gold weaponry and armor, we're forced to run at the speed of sound all the way back to California. It took 4 hours. In those 4 hours, I remembered everything. From when Beafhead took my mother, till the showdown with crazy Grandpa Kronos in the Olympian throne room, to me denying Godhood in favor of making lives better for all the demigods. I also remembered all the deaths. Luke, Beckendorf, Silena, Ethan, all people I could have saved if I was stronger and smarter. As I remembered the past, I saw that we were arriving near San Fransico and the Caldecott Tunnel where Camp Jupiter was hidden. However, Arion was slowing down. He had been hauling 10 tons of gold for 4 hours straight. That couldn't have been easy on the horse. So I called my own personal hellhound Mrs. O'Leary. It takes her 5 minutes to stop licking me. Unfortunately, dog slobber isn't possible for me to control. So I was going into the battle soaking wet and stinky. As Mrs. O'Leary pulls all the weaponry, I get ready for the ensuing battle. As we cross over the hill, we see a bloodbath. Gold dust everywhere, as the remains of the monsters that fell during the battle. I see Polybetes constantly throwing basilisks out his hair, and Reyna trying unsuccessfully to kill him. I see the 5th cohort, my home, surrounded in a sea of monsters. The 1st and 2nd were fighting like a well-oiled machine. The 3rd and 4th cohorts fighting together having each other's backs. None of them made any motion to go help the 5th. This pissed me off. The wind started to pick up, as I charge Mrs. O'Leary forward into the battle, my trusty sword, Riptide in one hand, and the standard of the 12th Legion in the other. She jumps and shadow travels right onto two unsuspecting cyclopses and squashes them with her teeth. I jump down from her back and as I land, create an earthquake that breaks the ground and makes the monsters lose their balance, many falling into the whole back to Tartarus. With Riptide and the standard, I become a one-man killing machine. Using techniques that the Romans called "barbaric" and "uncivilized" I slash, roll, stab, and start beating their army back as they run back toward Polybetes, whose look of surprise makes my day. As the wind calms down and the area around the 5th cohort becomes visible, the other cohorts see that they are no longer standing in a sea of monsters, but on a field of golden dust. They see the standard in my hand and the legion starts cheering.
Percy (shouting): TWELFTH LEGION FULMINATA!!!
As I slam the standard on the ground, lightning shoots out of the eagle on top and towards the monsters. They burn and scream as they dissolve and go back. With a little breathing room, Hazel and Frank come back from killing monsters. Frank turns into himself after being an elephant. Hannibal tried to have sex with the poor guy. I kinda felt bad for him but started laughing at him instead.
Frank (growling): Percy. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Percy (laughing): Frank!! There are children here *points to Hazel*
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Trapped In Immortality
FanfictionPercy Jackson has seen enough. He's been through enough. But after the battle of Gaea comes the last straw. As he walks onto Olympus, he doesn't realize how much his life will change. I will be rewriting the final battle in Blood Of Olympus. Trials...
