Madison: If you don't stop acting like that how are you ever going to marry someone like Hamilton?
Jefferson: Well what do you want me to do, marry someone nice or marry Hamilton?
Hamilton: If you were my husband i'd put poison in your coffee
Jefferson: If I were your husband i'd drink it
Eliza: I think you guys should apologize to each other
Jefferson: Fine, Hamilton i'm sorry
Hamilton:
Jefferson: Aren't you going to say it back
Hamilton: I never agreed to that, she just said we should
Jefferson: You mother-
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How My English Class is Basically A Hamilton Office AU
RandomYeah so i was like going over weird things that happened in my English class that i wrote down and i was like holy hell this sounds like (insert Hamilton characters here) so without further ado i decided to post this little gem here full of actual i...
