Standards

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Working on an essay

Jefferson leans over: 

Jefferson: Whatcha writing about?

Hamilton: It's a letter to you confessing my undying love

Jefferson: Jokes on you bitch i have standards

Hamilton: Double joke on you because i could have anyone in this room

Jefferson: Prove it

Hamilton leans across the aisle

Hamilton: Hey John you'd date me right?

Laurens: Obvi

Hamilton turns around

Hamilton: Hey Eliza you'd date me right

Eliza: Duh

Hamilton: Hey raise your hand if you would date me!

Jefferson: But i already said i wouldn't date you this changes nothing

Hamilton: Then raise your standards bitch what the fuck

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