Alexander Hamilton: You sick fucks think i can't finish the summer work in two days? You think i won't stay up for 48 hours straight just to prove your asses wrong? I'm gonna get a solid B on this shit and you'll be crying!
Thomas Jefferson: Bow down, and by down i mean lick my shoes you ungrateful cunt. And count yourself lucky i missed stepping in that gum in the parking lot
Marquis de Lafayette: Hand me the thingy and be quick about it. No not that thingy the other thingy....I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S CALLED
King George: Fuck everyone in here i'm dropping out this bitch
Phillip Hamilton: What do you mean my poetry is to angsty to win any awards? All i have in my life is angst, so what else am i supposed to write about?
Angelica Schyluer: I am a part of the women loving women because that is what we should be doing, we should be loving each other and raising each other up to greatness....what do you mean that's not what it means
George Eacker: So we can talk shit about K-Pop in this essay? Cause i really hate K-Pop
Hercules Mulligan: I don't really know what she was yelling about so i just started yelling to, thinking maybe she would calm down...long story short she did NOT calm down
Peggy Schyluer: Me and you are in this together! I may be small but i'm feisty so if you go for the legs i'll go for the throat
Charles Lee: I'll just be honest, i hate your ideas like all of them and i refuse to write this thesis in fact i'm joining a different group just to piss you off, goodbye
Elizabeth Hamilton: I made everyone cookies because it's my birthday and i remember that someone was allergic to some kind of nut but i couldn't remember what so there is just chocolate in it. Also i may have forgotten the flour
George Washington: All the kids keep yelling and i would just like 5 minutes where i can just sit back and relax without worrying if their going to kill each other or plan the next Hunger Games
Aaron Burr: I don't like this, come to think of it i don't really like anything. Especially if it comes out of your mouth. You don't want me in the group? Fine have fun getting an F
James Madison: Excuse me as i mull over my life choices wondering if i could have avoided this in any way
Maria Reynolds: People look at me and do you know what they see? A sexy goddess, but do you know what i really am? A sexy goddess
John Laurens: I'm just sitting here with a green pen and absolutely no ideas in my head except that slavery sucks. Can i write about slavery sucking?
Samuel Seabury: I'm undecided about a lot of things but one thing i'm certain of is that i'm right and you're just being mean because i'm right
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How My English Class is Basically A Hamilton Office AU
De TodoYeah so i was like going over weird things that happened in my English class that i wrote down and i was like holy hell this sounds like (insert Hamilton characters here) so without further ado i decided to post this little gem here full of actual i...
