Washington: Okay today we will be reading from the play Romeo and Juliet. I will not draw names for the characters.......Jefferson will be Juliet and Hamilton will be Romeo
Hamilton: Dang
Jefferson: It must be fate Alexander
Washington: Lafayette will be Mercutio and Angelica will be Tybalt.
They walk to their sides of the stage
Washington: Hercules you're Benvolio and Burr you're Count Paris
Jefferson sticks out his tongue at Burr
Washington: And Peggy is Friar Lawrence. And you may begin
Peggy: To houses both alike in dignity...
(small time skip)
Jefferson: Oh Romeo, Romeo where for art thou Romeo?
John: Hold on a second
Hamilton: Yes?
John: I thought i was your Juliet, Alexander
Jefferson: John it's a play
John: Well if i'm not your Juliet then what am i
Hamilton: You're my Rosaline and you survive the fucking play now shush so i can make this idiot kill himself.
Jefferson: You kill yourself first!
Hamilton: Only cause Friar Lawrence fucking forgets to tell me you're actually faking it.
He glares at Peggy
Peggy: I feel unsafe
Washington: Please stick to the script
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How My English Class is Basically A Hamilton Office AU
RandomYeah so i was like going over weird things that happened in my English class that i wrote down and i was like holy hell this sounds like (insert Hamilton characters here) so without further ado i decided to post this little gem here full of actual i...
