-Chug the pot of coffee
-Hot!
-Put on trailer park boys, crack open a cold one.
-Niffty jumps out from a vent and faceplants on the ground.
-She gets up and onto the couch.
-She snuggles into your side.
-You put your arm around her.
-She belongs on your shoulders
-She drags you around the mall.
-You just wanna look at the tackle shop
-She dresses you up in her clothes while she's making them
-Glorified mannequin.
-You help clean, and she adores that.
-You teach her how to GRILL
-She almost burns herself! Oh no!
-Teach her proper safety
-HUSK GRABS THE GRILL AND THROWS IT IN THE POND
-HE'S TIRED OF EATING MEAT
-AN UPRISING?!
-Niffty runs a hand along your back
-She hugs you when she sees you
-She blushes when she hears compliments
-She apparently killed someone
-She's just adorable
-ANGEL GET OUT OF THE PANTRY DINNER IS ALMOST READY
-"What's for dinner?!"
-"STEAK!"
-"FUCK OFFFF!!!!!"
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Hazbin Hotel Preferences (Real Man Style)
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