Mama Nat

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Important A/N please read. This book will be going on hold for a little while as I catch up with school, training, additional studies and volunteering. Thank you.

Spiderman *during a mission, pointing at Wanda's shoes as she flies past him*: What are those?
Wanda *shouting back*: they are my heeeeels.

Peter *looking at Steve and Bucky making out in the swimming pool next to the gym*: Two bros chilling in the hot tub five feet apart coz their not gay
Shuri and Wanda: *burst out laughing*

Peter *stuck in the freezer*: Hi and welcome to chilli's
Natasha *breaking them out* and Tony *impressed at Nat and telling her he'll get her a Mercedes if she gets them out*: *sigh*

Peter *when Natasha calls to check on him while away on a mission*: Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage
Natasha: Peter, no.

Peter *holding a graph up to Tony at*: Look at this graph
Wanda *chilling a few meters away*: *starts strumming guitar*

Peter *swirling one of Maria's crutches around*: I have the power of God and anime on my side. Aaaahhhhhh.
Maria *shouting from where she's leaning against the wall*: give that back Peter or you're grounded.

Spiderman *on a mission with the avengers*: holding one of the bad guys for SHIELD agents filing out of cars to arrest*
Maria: what do you have there?
Spiderman *holding up something he'd taken from the bad guy's belt*: a knife
Avengers and SHIELD agents *diving towards him*: NOOOOO

Peter *looking at a flock of seagulls at the beach*: Look at all those chickens
Natasha *worried*: did you hit your head on that last mission?
Peter: I don't think so, why?
Maria: those aren't chickens
Peter: I know they're seagulls! I was quoting a vine. God!
Wanda: *laughing in the background*

Peter *sat in Natasha's sports car*: I'm in me mama's car, vroom vroom
Natasha *out the window*: get the fuck out my car
Peter: awh

Natasha: *takes down four heavily armed guys without breaking a sweat*
Peter: that was legitness

Shuri *walking into a room*: I want to see my little boy
Wanda *holding Peter*: here he comes
Shuri: I wanna see my little boy

Tony *explaining how he and Peter upgraded Sam's wings*: ...
Peter: that is not correct, because according to the encyclopedia of firhejdbdksifhdn
Sam: what?
Peter *laughing*: sorry, he's explaining it right.

Natasha *driving*: road work ahead? May-
Peter and Wanda *interrupting from the back of the car*: ugh, yeah, I sure hope it does
Maria: *sighs*

Everyone *In a meeting, coloured map of America on the desk*: *talking about the mission*
Peter *interrupting*: so I am confusion
Wanda *smirking and pointing at Kansas*: why is this one a Kansas?
Shuri *laughing and pointing at one the same colour as Kansas*: but this one is not a Kansas?
All three: America explain, explain what you mean it's Arkansas
Adults: *collective sigh*

Natasha: *kicking ass on a mission*
Spiderman: woah, that ex-game motherfuc-
Tony: language
Steve: *sighs*

Natasha *trying to scare Peter into working*: if you don't do your homework, you're going to end up in McDonald's
Peter: so if I don't work we're going to McDonald's?
Natasha *sighing*: KGB training was easier

Peter *shoots ceiling*: *laughs*
Wanda *falls off sofa*: this is why Maria doesn't fucking love you
Peter: take that back!

Carol: *walks into the tower for the first time*
Peter *sleep deprived* : *not realising who she is at first and handing her a mug of coffee meant for Bobbi*
Carol: uh
Peter *turning back around*: wait a minute, who are you?

Ironman, with the avengers on a mission : we need a distraction
Spiderman : ooh I have something
Avengers : okay kid
Spiderman *now just behind all the gathered bad guys* : welcome back to me screaming
Bad guys : *turn and start shooting and chasing him*
Spiderman *running away* : rahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Peter *looking at Carol*: 🎶hey, I think you're really cool, I like like you a lot, maybe we can hang out🎶 or something
Carol *amused*: Sure Peter

Natasha *walking into Peter's room on Christmas morning* : wake up, it's Christmas
Peter : *groans and pulls covers over head*
Wanda *down stairs* : WAKE UP, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
Peter *jumps over the banister, flips down a flight of stairs, jumping over another banister* : SANTA

Peter *pointing at Clint and Sam chatting, both wearing yellow shirts*: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life, it's a bananana next to a bananana!