CLUMSY • Crystal Methyd x Gigi Goode (Crygi)

!FIVE!

IMESSAGE

Sunday, 20th of September

10:26am

I haven't slept

Gigi

I haven't slept

Gigi

This is not a drill. I haven't slept

Ok

Gigi did you not listen to what I said

Gigi.

Gigi I haven't slept.

Well Crystal. I just fucking woke up

Okay good for you but guess what

What

I haven't slept

I'm gonna choke slam you Crystal.

That's hot

I didn't think you'd be into that stuff but
im totally down

Crystal it's 10am my eyes haven't
opened.

Ok? Mine haven't even closed.
you aren't special

Okay what am I supposed to do about
that Crystal, please enlighten me

Be my gf obviously

I don't like you at all

As if you weren't fawning over
me last night.

As if

Babes I'll get up the screenshots

You called me hot.

Okay and? I'll call you it again.

Oh

Yeah.

Well<3

Did you sleep well?

Oh my gosh... does Crystal methyd..
actually care about how I slept?

Don't be silly... why wouldn't I care about
my very own wife...

When did we get married

Yeah

Fair enough

I slept well, my neck is kinda sore
but well.

Have any dreams?

Yeah I had a wet dream about you

WHAT

GIGIFMBHDISBGD

GIU W SHR

FIGI EN

GUGD

HUG

GEG

GEEG

OK IM NOT TIRED ANYMORE

ARE YOU SERIOUS

Jesus Christ Crystal.

I was fucking Joking

Oh

Yeah

I knew that

.... and the crowd goes silent

I can't believe I purposefully wanted to
be friends with you. Self sabotage

ON A REALER NOTE MISS CRYSTAL

why haven't you slept. That's not
good for your health or mentality
at all.

Oh my... is... Gigi Goode... concerned about...me?

...

Crystal.

I don't know

You don't know?

Yeah. Uh I love trinket and stuff but

But?

Kinda lonely living in a small
apartment by yourself at
24 years old, y'know?

I guess... I'm not really a co-dependent
person so it doesn't particularly bother me

Lucky you

Would you like to FaceTime?

What?

FaceTime me?

Like our faces... talking...
like face to face

Yes... that's what FaceTime
means Crystal.

Oh!

I'm not tech savvy

I've never FaceTimed anybody
before only voice call

Wow... ok grandma

Shh

Would you allow me to pop your
FaceTime cherry

Ugh.... the things I do for pussy

I hate you

Just FaceTime me already
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