CLUMSY • Crystal Methyd x Gigi Goode (Crygi)

!SIX!

"YELLOW?" CRYSTAL SPOKE QUIZZICALLY. Crystals phone was leaning against an empty coffee mug that was sitting on her cluttered desk, and Crystal was sitting facing her phone, moving her body left and right repeatedly on her twisty chair.

"You do realise that yellow doesn't work as well on FaceTime, right?" Gigi questions humour-sly. Gigi was holding her phone, lying surrounded in what Crystal presumed was her blankets, the white material surrounding her, only her face being shown on FaceTime to Crystal.

Crystal sighed, comically rolling her eyes "god.. you aren't even nice to me on FaceTime." She joked, drawing a middle finger out from under the other girls sheets and being shown to her on FaceTime. "I thought you hadn't slept?" Gigi mumbled quizzically, a small yawn leaving her plump lips.

Crystals eyebrows furrowed, and Gigi used this time to actually take in the girl, her hair was separated by a middle part and one side was dyed a turquoise blue colour and the other side a deep green, they weren't particularly colours that anybody could pull off and Gigi respected Crystal for taking a risk, she also thought that she looked incredibly cute but she decided she would let that thought just subside in her gay little head rather than voicing her opinion.

"Did I glitch or something..? I said I didn't sleep at all.." Crystal almost shouted, not like the volume of her voice made a particularly big difference. "Oh... I just thought you'd be lying in bed trying to get to sleep, not sitting up at a desk or something." Gigi replied nonchalantly.

"All of you kids are so young and naive... I'm a real woman and when I don't sleep at night, I stay up for the day and sort out my routine." Crystal spoke, raising her head and touching her chin with her eyes closed, Gigi swore that if she had pearls to clutch she would of, her physical humour was hilarious to Gigi.

Gigi allowed a small teasing pout to rest on her lips, Crystal now relaxing slightly and slumping her shoulders, her eyes scanning Gigi's perfectly clear porcelain face that was on view to her. "Kids? Crystal I'm literally only a year younger than you!" Gigi spoke, a small tired  yawn leaving her lips "imagine being tired at ten in the morning... I feel so humiliated for you.." Crystal states jokingly, leaning back on her chair and crossing her arms over her chest. "Well it's eight in L.A diva..." Gigi mocked sarcastically, causing Crystal to flush in embarrassment.

"But you are right, I gotta get up!" She exclaimed softly, moving her camera slightly as Crystal just stared, her mouth slightly ajar as she waited for Gigi to do the movement that Crystal thought was taking an excessively long time.

"So do you always look this good when you just wake up... or is this just like a lucky day for you?" Was the first thing Crystal asked whenever Gigi's face came into view, her blonde locks slightly tatted  and cut off just by her shoulders but somehow Gigi made it look like she was doing one of those 'just woke up' vogue shoots. "I just always look this good" Gigi says nonchalantly, setting her phone down on her bed and tucking her white sheets under her armpits to cover her chest, using it as some sort of shirt.

"Okay.. can't say I'm surprised." Crystal chuckles softly "so miss Goode... why do you have to be awake at eight in the morning anyways?"  She questioned the girl who was still yawning semi tiredly. "I own a clothing store, I don't really work there I just look over everything and design most of the clothes that get sold there- but Jackie... the one who manages it said some things are sold out so I have to go sort out orders and things."

Crystals eyebrows quirked at the newfound information, a small smile laying on her chapstick covered lips. "Only twenty-three and living in LA and owning your own buisness? Looks like I've found a little business woman over here." Crystal joked, Gigi laughing slightly along with her "I guess so. What do you do?"

"You"

"You aren't funny at all."

"Jeez no need to be so brutally honest." Crystal gasped, placing a tanned hand over her chest in false hurt, Gigi remaining staring at her expectantly. "Oh right! My job!" Crystal chuckled "no where as near as cool as you but I just paint stuff and sell it on my own website, it's linked in my Instagram bio, I make a decent living off that and people like my art work, once one of my paintings was in some random rappers music video so I think that's pretty cool." She mumbled, she had to halt herself from beginning to rant about her artwork and how proud she actually was of her work but she remembers last time she did that with a friend and Dahlia ended up telling her she sounded cocky; shutting her up immediately.

Gigi sat for a few seconds, taking Crystals words in for a few seconds, just silently staring at her phone screen where crystal sat, one thumb scraping off the red polish on the other as she awaited Gigi's reply, and she even thought Gigi's screen had frozen for a good bit. "Your life is so...cute... your life is like cottage-core aesthetic if it was on acid..." Gigi tried to voice her thoughts, and somehow Crystal completely understood what she meant, and she fucking loved it.

"Wow... I could cry... that reads like a poem" causing Gigi to chuckle and shake her head mumbling a short "fuck you!" To crystal, leaving the blue and green haired girl to blow her a kiss.

"No but like... seriously. You live by yourself in a small apartment in a small town with a cat and you just do cute stuff and have your haired dyed blue and green and you just do cool things and eat ice-cream your allergic to and I- do you have a boyfriend?"

Crystal swore she could of choked at Gigi's words... the last thing she expected Gigi to ask her was if she had a boyfriend... as if the answer wasn't so completely obvious, and she had no idea how on earth Gigi couldn't even tell by all of the obvious signs she had given her.

"Are you joking?" Crystal questioned, leaning into the camera in confusion, pulling her hair back behind her ears. "No, do you?" She questioned again, and Crystal sighed, chuckling unbelievably at the clueless girl.

"Gigi... sorry to break it to you- but I'm a lesbian." Gigi mouth slightly gaped at her words, then shrunk into a small 'o' shape "how did you not know? I thought it was fairly obvious?"

"I just thought you were a really good ally..." Gigi admitted, it now being her time for her cheeks along with the bridge of her nose to tinge a small shade of light pink at Crystals loud howl of a laugh.

After Crystals laughter died down and a chorus of 'I hate you's' coming from Gigi Crystal finally moved her head to the side slightly. "And you thought I was straight even though this is here?" She said, revealing the huge lesbian flag that was hung in the background of her room. "I don't know! I just thought it was decoration?" Gigi added on once more, leaving Crystal to snort at her stupidity "what type of straight girl uses a lesbian flag as decoration?"

"Shut up"

"And my earrings... how could you not tell by my earrings" Crystal questioned, leaning into the camera and showing her comically large earrings, that had the words 'I eat pussy <3" written along them. Gigi felt stupid.

"Oh my god I'm so oblivious..." Gigi was exasperated, completely shocked how her own brain could be so heteronormative when thinking about other people. "Also... I literally called you hot... and married you within four conversations..". Crystal furthered her point, trying to show how absurd Gigi had sounded.

"Yeah.... well.... I just thought you were one of them people who jokingly flirts?" She mumbled, shaking her head with a small sigh and realising that her excuses were to use at all.

"Gigi." Crystal started, speaking hesitantly before awaiting an answer.

"Yes?"

"You are so fucking dumb."

"Crystal... lets not forget which one of us called the wrong number here.."

"Touché"