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Friday, November 26th
10:01am
GIGI
GIGI WHAT THE FUCK
G8.3);&2's
What
So basically Gigi in bikini: let's discuss
You are so gay oh my god
Gigi <3
Crystal stop
Gigi <3
JDBEKBSN stop
WAIT AM I MAKING YOU
UNCOMFORTABLE??
NO
You are making me blush
OH
well in that case
Gigi <3
You are extremely lesb today
Yeah maybe because I woke
up and all I see is gass and giddies
on my Instagram timeline.
gass and giddies...?
Gigi ass and Gigi tiddies
I hate that so much
Crass and criddies
CRIDDIES
ay bae lemme see yo croobs
Oh my god no
No I hate that
That's horrible and horrendous and
vile and hideous
Hey wtf put some respect on those
croobies
No
No
No
Crystal <3
Hey no this is about Gigi being
prettiest girl on earth
This is about you not me
Well what if I want it to be about you
Wait two seconds I haven't thought this
far into this gay of a discussion my brain
needs to comprehend
I'll wait
gussy
Oh my god stop
I cannot verbally explain how
much I hate that.
we can't all be perfect I guess...
You are living proof <3
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
kiss kiss
I can't believe I am coming to see
you to just get treated like this...
unbelievable.
You brought this upon yourself
In what way
In agreeing to come to LA to see me
Well.
I PROMISE IM COOL
that sounds like something a
loser would say
Okay miss I have an abstract
boob pillow
What is uncool about colourful tits
I take back my previous statement
Yeah as you should.
I'll bring it to LA for you <3
You can have it <3
If you are being serious and you
actually do I want you to know
you are never ever gonna get it back.
Okay deal. I can make a
new one anyways.
It's like giving you one of my
shirts except lesbian edition.
What do I give you
Your love
YUCK
NO
god what do you think I am, gay??
Of course not, you could simply
never ever be gay. Gigi Goode aka my
favourite cawk muncher.
CAWK MUNCHER OH MY GOD
Okay never say that again
Yeah, I really don't plan on it.
good.
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CLUMSY • Crystal Methyd x Gigi Goode (Crygi)
FanfictionIn which Crystal is incredibly clumsy, and definitely not tech savvy but somehow still makes it work out in her favor.
