CLUMSY • Crystal Methyd x Gigi Goode (Crygi)

!SEVEN!

IMESSAGE

Thursday, 24th of September

3:15pm

Hey Crystal?? Are you okay? You were
awake for like two days straight
and then you said you were
going to sleep like 36 hours ago
and you haven't texted me
back since..?:£::! Uh I'm kinda worried?

Gigi I love boobs so much I literally
can't even do this anymore

What

I just can't I'm beginning  to
think my serotonin is just a set of tits

I? I

They are just so...yes

Crystal where were you?! I was
fucking worried!

I literally just woke up Gigi...
like a few minutes after you texted me

What

I literally cannot verbally explain
that in any way else Gigi

You said you were going to sleep
THIRTY SIX hours ago

Yes. And then after that
I proceeded to sleep, as I said I would.

So you just slept for thirty six hours?

Precisely.

Oh my gosh Crystal.  You are insane

I think you are... timing how long I
sleep for... is your undying love for
me finally being brought to the light miss Goode ??

WHY DO YOU TURN EVERYTHING
INTO ME BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU

because I'm obviously very
unable to actually establish a deep
personal connection with somebody so
I decide to rather be flirtatiously
sarcastic to them to hide my inability
to vocally speak up about how I actually
feel.

What

Okay anyways so I was thinking

Crystal what

GIGI LISTEN TO ME

okay..?

So whenever we get matching tattoos

When have I ever agreed to get matching
tattoos with you Crystal

Anyways as I was saying...

Crystal I'm not getting a matching
tattoo

So I think we should get ducks
like behind our ear or on the back
of our neck or something

Crystal I am not getting a fucking
tattoo of a duck on my neck

Yeah I think it will be really cute
too I agree

I'm not getting one

Okay and when we move in
together

Okay what the fuck

Like I think we should get plants
okay  and then on the plants put
google eyes on all of the plant pots
and little bow ties and make them all
look like respectable chaps.

Did you just call potted plants
respectable chaps.

And like I can embroider faces
onto pillows and we can have
a face pillow in every room

I never want anybody else to
experience your messages ever again.

Why ARE YOU ALWAYS
SO NEGATIVE OVER TEXT ON
FACETIME ALL YOU DID WAS
GIGGLE AND BE FUCKING
ADORABLE WHY DO U BULLY
ME ON HERE STOP

You think I'm adorable?

Lady

Miss Lady...

Am I miss lady?

Yes

Okay continue

Miss lady i don't call anybody
my wife

Crystal you literally called out
the names of all of the housewives
of Beverly Hills and Atlanta and called
every single one of them your 'milf wife'

Okay yeah what's your point
i still don't call anybody my wife

...I guess so

EW WHY DID THAT MAKE
ME FEEL SPECIAL EW UR SO
GROSS FOR DOING THAT

Can lesbians have anything nice
please. Or in my case straights bc
apparently I'm 'straight.'

If you KEEP MAKING FUN
OF ME ILL LITERALLY SEND U
A PHOTO OF A P...

A what

A p

A WHAT?

Oh god I can't even say it

SAY WHAT

A p*nis

Oh my god.

You are so dumb.

<3

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Maybe thanks can be
our always <3

Never talk to me again
Read: 5:10pm