CLUMSY • Crystal Methyd x Gigi Goode (Crygi)

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(Hey! I posted a Crygi one-shots book you can give it a read if you like!)

IMESSAGE

Thursday, November 25th

7:15pm

Good evening diva

Gigi Goode? Texting me first?

Shocker?

I am very shocked.

So.

So.

Would you like to meet me?

Wow okay

Obviously I would! you are fashion
icon Gigi Goode

You are so dumb

Okay so I have an idea

Can I say my idea first

Uh....ok

Okay so like

Hear me out

I'm eating you out

HEARING*

Jesus Christ Gigi we
haven't even met yet

shut the fuck up

Anywho... as i was saying before
I was so incredibly RUDELY
interrupted.

Okay

So what if like all flip flops weren't
any normal flip flop material and it was
just  all extremely thin bits of denim
made into the shape of a flip flop.

Crickets

And the crowd goes silent

I feel physically ill after reading that

If a laxative was a message
it would be that

Personally I think it's cool

No

Tough crowd

I can't believe you interrupted
my master plan for denim flip flops

Ok tell me your plan I bet it's
not better than denim flip flops.

I want you to come to LA

Christmas is next month and I'll
buy you your flights and you can
come and stay with me or
stay in a hotel or whatever
you feel comfortable with from like
the 22nd until like the 5th of
January because my schedule is
completely empty and it could be really
cool it's okay if you don't
want to though no pressure.

Okay maybe it is better
than denim flip flops...

SHUT UP YES OR NO YOU ARE
MAKING ME ANXIOUS

YES

OKAY

OKAY?

omg wait

WE ARE GONNA MEET.

WAIT IM EXCITED WISHTISNUDNA

We are like lesbians in a
romance film except we aren't
in a film and we aren't a
couple except we are married
and we are dating and are
getting kids but we aren't

Wow that reads like poetry.

Thanks

Wait so you actually wanna
come to see me for real...

Like for realises

Yes for realises

But I'm paying for my own flights

No

Yes

No

ITS YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT
FROM ME.

I know something else you can
make my Christmas gift ;;;)

Never text this number again

ok but if you pay for my flights
I'm giving you the money for them

No<3

YES

Crystal.... Money for your flights
will most definitely not make a dent
on my bank account and I am more than
Capable of AFFORDING THIS.

Okay.

Well I'm gonna get you something
too:(

That's meant to be like a really
aggressive angry face not a sad one

Okay, sounds good diva

I can't believe you suggested
this less than a month from
when we are gonna meet. I have
literally no time at all to prepare.

A MONTH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH
TIME CRYSTAL.

I think.

Yeah it should be.

Wait what about trinket.

What about trinket

Where will they go

Your cat...?

Just bring trinket I'm sure
Nancy will love them :D

Or get somebody to mind them

Whatever you want

Also is your fucking cat non binary

I'm raising them fluid

come on progression

That's very cute of you

Thanks baby girl ;)

Ew

I take it back you aren't cute

I hate you

Usual then? ;)
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