jeongin was NOT short, but the last roll of toilet paper was placed at the tallest shelf and sadly, had no ability to reach it.
to add up to his embarrassment, a tall (cute) boy helps in exchange for his company for 14 days.
a hyunin fanfic.
highes...
since me and hyunjin reconciled the other day, we invited minsung to come over so we could all hangout. i mean social gatherings aren't allowed so we're all seeing each other's faces even though we're tired of it.
i'm just joking of course. without their help, me and hyunnie wouldn't have talked about it and i would still be bugging their household and raiding their fridge.
also, they brought soonie, doongie and dori to socialize with kkami, and despite him being the only dog, they didn't fight at all!
"so the two of you are finally official huh? i'm so proud of you jinnie! jeongin, i'm wishing you the best. he may be dramatic, but he's still cool." jisung joked.
"i'm not sure if i should be offended or flattered."
"why not both? i mean it's better if you have the best of both worlds right?"
"you fatass-"
"okay okay that's enough. now why don't you two use your switches and finally visit each other's islands in animal crossing. me and jeonginnie will set up the barbecue grill." minho persuaded them so they would stop bickering.
"minho hyung stop giving my boyfriend chores! i'll help you with the barbecue!" hyunjin told him.
"yeah minho hyung! i want to use the switch." then i used my uwu face (🥺) so i'd get what i want. for the first time, i think it didn't work on him.
"innie you know i can't win when you do that, but i can't let hyunjinnie help. he burned the beef we were supposed to eat during our busan trip and almost started a fire. plus, you can't use the switch because you're a bottom." that last statement threw me off.
what's a bottom?
"okay okay that's enough! i will not allow you to destroy my baby's purity so you better shut your mouth or i'm gonna forget that you're my hyung. i will now be heading inside with jisung." after that, he dragged jisung hyung.
"minho hyung, what's a bottom? i know i'm short but it doesn't mean that i'll stay at the bottom you know? i can climb!"
"jeonginnie don't mind what i said! stay adorable okay? now let's start grilling before hyunjin shaves my head off."
nevermind then. when minho hyung says weird terms, no one wants to tell me what they mean. it's kind of unfair because i! wanna! broaden! my! vocabulary! i deserve an explanation, it's not like hell is gonna break lose when i find out the definition right?
i tried my best to pester him into telling me what he meant, but he ignored me! how could you ignore a face like mine?
i eventually gave up and brought the food to the table (i was frowning all throughout by the way) when i heard a snicker. "stop laughing at me. you're mean." i rolled my eyes at minho but he only giggled again.
arms suddenly hugged me from behind, "what's with the long face innie?" i turned around to complain to my boyfriend.
"why won't any of you tell me what a bottom is? i'm literally 17 so stop treating me like a baby!"
"so you really wanna know what a bottom is innie?"
"of course jisung hyung!"
"han jisung i swear to god if you tell-"
"okay jeongin, a bottom is the smaller one in the relationship. like you! the top takes care of their bottom and protects them, and even spoils them most of the time." jisung explained.
all this time, that's what it means?
"what? that's it? why were you keeping it from me like it was a curse word or something?"
"it's because you might attack us if we call you short hehe, we wouldn't want a mad innie in this household." minho said.
"wait, did you say that the top spoils the bottom sungie hyung? why doesn't minho hyung spoil you."
"innie, it's because they have three children. the two of them are broke." hyunjin whispered to me.
"yah you weasel i heard that! you can't even rap for your life." jisung retorted.
"try dancing better first! you're just mad that i'm living the gucci life while you and your man are relatives of the ice age baby." hyunjin sassed.
"WHY YOU-"
ah yes. clowns that eat together, stay together.
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aand enjoy this filler chapter because i will be changing my update schedule 🤧 i'll be posting on monday, wednesday & friday at 10pm kst since i still have to write down my ideas for this book :D but how do y'all like the cover? hehe i actually took the idea from my hyunin header 😁
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