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(Y/n) pov
Charlie, vaggie, and I were on our way to the interview. On our way, I was giving Charlie some tips for the interview. After a while, we finally arrived at the News Station for the interview.
Vaggie: Okay! Remember what to say?
Charlie: yes! Let's do this!
(Y/n): if you need me to mouth it out for you, just look at me!
Charlie: come on vaggie and (y/n)! I know what to say! I just feel like we need to... I don't know, make things sound more exciting! Hooo! What if I-
Vaggie and (y/n): -sing a song about it?
Charlie: You both knew I was gonna say that!
Vaggie: because we know you. But please don't sing! This is serious.
(Y/n): vaggie's right Charlie, this is really serious!
Charlie: fiiine. But I have other ideas on what to say! The highlighted bits are the best parts!
(Y/n): umm... It's all highlighted, Charlie. Is this a drawing on the bottom?
Charlie: Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! Everyone is smiling and happy in heaven!
Vaggie: I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking parts we went over. And do not sing!
Charlie: Okay fine! *in a British accent* I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!0l
Charlie then walks over to Katy killjoy and tries to make a conversation with her. I sigh " I hope it's going to go well!" Vaggie smiles a little bit "Me too (y/n)."
I started to realize how much of a b!tch Katy killjoy was.
News Staff: And we're live!
Katie Killjoy: Welcome back! So, Charlotte!
Charlie: It's... Charlie.
Katie Killjoy: Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!
Charlie: Well, as most of you know, I was born here in Hell, and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.
Charlie: Hell is my home and- *gets slug blood splattered across her cheek which she then wipes off* you are my people. We... we just went through another extermination.
Charlie: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while thin e place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change well, I think yes! So that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!
Charlie: Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for places to stay....yay?
Charlie: I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption.
Vaggie: *punches the cameraman square in the face*
Charlie: * Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting it threw to you!
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Hazbin Hotel Oneshots
Fanfictionone shot of all your favorite characters of hazbin hotel Edit: this one-shot book is going to be slow updates, sorry
