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Would You Get A Tattoo? (Ginyu Force x Reader)

Okay real talk guys. I'm only doing this to deal with stress, so I won't be doing requests (because holy fucking shit does that only make me tired and MORE stressed). I'm nearly fucking 20, I have a credit card and car payments, and life is just moving so fucking fast... I just... I need a way to get the pent up feelings out so here I am. Hopefully you guys enjoy the byproduct of this, and thank you all for understanding. And please forgive this one for being so short I'm trying to get used to writing again.-Chem

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         All it started with was an offhand question to your comrade. You were sitting with Guldo after a training session and you just couldn't fucking help yourself. And of course, as it is with most things in this squad, everyone joined in.

          "I could handle the needles!" Recoome boasts, though you can see his knees shaking. "A tattoo is nothing, only a pansy couldn't deal with it!"

         "You nearly punched the doc last flu season," Jeice reminds him, nudging his side. "It took all of us to give you that shot."

         "Oh yeah, Hot Shot? You think you could handle a tattoo?" Recoome huffs, crossing his arms over his chest. "I think you'd faint like a woman- like a kid." You bring your foot away from Recoome's leg and smile smugly as he rubs where you kicked with a grumble.

          "Of course I could handle it! I just wouldn't because I'd never ruin my perfect skin!" This is met with a chorus of snickers from the boys and yourself, which makes Jeice's face light up in a bright blush. "Oh piss off! It's not like you bastards could get in a chair yourself!" You lean back and take a sip from your water bottle while the dumbasses bicker, however (much to your surprise) Captain Ginyu just watches.

          "What about you Captain? Think you could?"

          "Oh god no," he chuckles, catching you off guard.

         "Oh? Admitting you couldn't deal with it?"

         "I'm man enough to admit that I don't like the thought of going through with that. Besides with my technique I'd just lose whatever I got anyways."

         "Surprisingly well thought out Captain. I'm proud of you." Ginyu huffs and pushes your head down slightly making you laugh as you swat his arm away.

          "What about you, (Y\N)?"

         "Hm?"

         "You started this. Think you could sit through that?" You stare at the four (dumbasses) men before you take another swig from your water bottle.

          "I mean yeah. I did with my first three already."

         "....Wait WHAT?"