Accidentally On Purpose [InoAoi]

Tilted Stage

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"Are you happy now you brats?" Monitsu shouted, pained, as he clutched his controller to his chest. "Does this make you happy you sick fucks?" At that sentence they all looked at each other.

Monitsu doesn't curse. If he did he was really angry, or sad, or both. He looked at them in rage as pigtails was the first one to speak.

"We all fought well. Your controller will be remembered on how it shattered in the pressure of our fingers." She stated, giving Monitsu a salute and said Monitsu screeched like a girl. He felt his eardrum bleed at what sounded like a banshee.

"They fought with honor!" He shouted pointing at Monjiro and sidetails, "I was only gone to buy snacks and this is what I return to?" He cried as he slumped down the floor, he looked like he lost a war, really.

"What were you even playing?" Monitsu asked, completely beaten.

Inosuke looked at pigtails as they both shrugged, "Mario Kart."

Monitsu cried louder at that, "So that's why they were winning!" He pointed at Monjiro and sidetails again as Monjiro #2 (Nezuko) tried to calm him down.

"Ah I almost forgot to tell you," Monjiro #2 exclaimed, "We're going out today girls!" She beamed emitting flowers and sunshine just like her brother.

"And you Inosuke," Monitsu dabbed a finger in his chest, face incredibly serious, "We're gonna help you get laid."

"Fuck no." Was Inosuke's short reply before he felt something being pushed right at his kidney and glancing down, he saw it was a remote, the extreme weapon of Kanzaki Aoi solely meant for injuring his kidney.

"I mean sure." He admitted begrudgingly. How funny she can make him bend easily into her whims, using just a remote. He's genuinely amazed.

"We want you to meet someone Aoi," Sidetails finally spoke up, "I'm sure you'll like him!" Monjiro #2 added, he briefly looked at pigtails by his side and he felt relief when she placed the remote down.

She narrowed her eyes and lift a brow, "You're setting me up with him aren't you?" She stated and the two girls sighed, defeated. They should try and persuade pigtails more, they won't get her like that, beating around the bush.

"He plays Mass Effect: Andromeda." Sidetails added, a rather- he dare say it, a rather sly smirk gracing her lips.

And as if what she said earlier was a magic word pigtails stood up, "Let's go."

Inosuke tried his best not to groan and pull his hair in frustration. He shouldn't have cheered for them in his mind to convince Aoi.

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"Don't make that face." Monjiro said and Inosuke briefly looked at him before turning away since apparently seeing Monjiro's face didn't even lighten his mood but made it worse.

"Like what?" He still tried to reply, they did do their best to take him out. Even going as far as paying for his drinks or maybe even buying a woman for him.

"Like you badly want to go home." Because he does badly want to go home. And for a split second he wondered why Monjiro #2 and Sidetails even let both their boyfriend go out on their own. In a club even.