FIRST THINGS FIRST: YOU WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE BY THIS BOOK - CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN PERIL. YOU MAY ALSO WANT TO CONSIDER PUTTING A NAPPY ON IN CASE YOU START LAUGHING SO HARD YOU WET YOURSELF.
Please note: the New York Times lied... this is not a true story, nor is it by one of the greatest seers ever. It is entirely fictional, purely for our (and your) entertainment. But it would be nice if we could get the world to think this is real. That would be funny to see, actually. So please, take this all literally (so all hell can break loose in the non-written non-imagined world).
Also note: this book isn't THAT bad. There is worse.
Classifications
- P.O.V stands for point of view
- everything in this book is fiction
- this book is "highly violent" (apparently)
- this book was inspired by writing boring essays in class
- anything in this book related to you or anybody you may know (names) is purely a coincidence. Really... it is... maybe. Maybe not. We're not sure. Actually, most of the names in this book have some relation to a real person.
A written backstory
Jimmy is a boy who loves fish and singing and LV . Sadly he is not talented at singing and instead his voice is horrible and sounds like a cat stubbing its toe and drinking milk custard with mustard and getting swatted, and at the same time having flies and fleas annoying the poor beloved cat. Okay, I take all of what I said back. What I said was an understatement. Jimmy is REALLY way more worse than that.
Jimmy has an interesting love for fishes, he wishes he could be one and the truth is, he is partly fish. When Lila stuffed a goldfish down his mother's throat, Jimmy ate the fish and in doing that, his body changed and in his mother's womb so he became part fish.
Jimmy loves LV, just like his dad.
To fishes jimmy is an amazing singer but to the rest of the world..........
Jimmy's Family
Jimmy has a wonderful family and they may not show it but they deeply care for him, especially his adopted sister, Sammy.
Sammy is a gifted singer and has a wonderful voice, she's also very pretty. She is very kind and is very empathetic, sometimes she does not show her traits but that's only when she's very stressed.
Jimmy's dad is very stingy about his Louis Vuitton, he loves his LV just like jimmy.
Jimmy's mum is a wonderful video designer and loves the media, she's very kind.
YOU ARE READING
The Tales of Jimmy
ActionJimmy loves singing, he also loves fish. The thing is, he sucks at singing and his fish addiction gets out of hand really easily. He's also bullied a lot and a serial killer. So read on, follow on with Jimmy's exciting adventures - discover just how...
