onepiece130 asked a question for Mikey: OK Mikey, why do girls think you're cute and adorable? Is it your freckles, non-thinking, or just because? Thanks a ton onepiece130 for your question!
Raph: Okay first off: onepiece130... excuse you?? How, on Earth, is Mikey... MIKEY... "Cute" and "adorable"? Of course all the girls like ME because I am the bad boy/ handsome one!
Leo: Raph, don't be rude. Sorry onepiece130... he's got a temper.
*Raph growls and shuts up*
Mikey: Hmmph. I think onepiece130's question was perfectly executed.
Donnie: *sighs* sure okay, but I'm tall!! Girls dig tall guys, right?
*All shake their head at Donnie*
Donnie: Fine. Continue, Mikey.
Mikey: As I was saying... I'm obviously the best with the ladies.
Raph: MIKEY!
Mikey: okay, okay. Sorry I said anything. Truth is onepiece130, I think all three of those are the reason. Yes, my freckles are adorable, but I also have the greatest personality.
*all brothers groan, Raph fumes*
Mikey: My non-thinking also helps, yes. But just because is probably the main reason. just because.... I'M AWESOME AND THE BEST WITH THE LADIES!!!
Raph: why you little... *tackles Mikey and pins him to the ground*
Leo: Raph, don't do this now!
Donnie: just wait and deal with him later... jeez.
Raph: no! Not until he says what I want him to say. Say: Raph is the ultimate chick magnet, and he is better than me in every possible way. He is handsomer than any other living thing on the planet.
*Raph smiles*
*Leo and Donnie eye roll*
Mikey: *moans* uhhh! Get off!
Raph: NOPE
Mikey: RAPH IS THE ULTIMATE CHICK MAGNET, AND HE IS BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY!! HE IS HANDSOMER THAN ANY OTHER LIVING THING ON THE PLANET!!! *gasps when Raph let's him go*
Raph: *satisfied* next?
