After meeting Sidon, I felt a little better. But I still didn't want to tell ANYONE that I'm actually a human. Especially Sidon. He was so polite and kind! Such a little cinnamon roll! I wonder if he was still super cute as a kid...
I was so deeply lost in my thoughts that I didn't watch where I was going and bumped into someone.
"Oops, sorry," I muttered.
"Hey! Watch where you're going! We all should know that bumping into important people like me is outrageous!"
"I already said sorry! Or do you need something else? And who decided that you are so important?"
'Gasp!' "You don't know who I am?!? I am Ludah, the most beautiful Zora in town, you know. And ugly bitches like you should respect me. All of the Zora men are in love with me. Not a single man who I have ever met did not fall in love with me. The one and only me! Ludah, the most beautiful and important Zora in Hyrule who has ever lived!!!"
"Oh really? Im surprised that they do cause you are so rude! I only bumped into you! And now you called me an ugly bitch? Cause as my great-grandmother used to say: 'It's not the outside that matters, it's the inside.'"
"Hahaha! What useless advise! Your great-gramma was probably so dumb. Of course its the OUTSIDE that counts! That's how you get so many people to love you! How many fans do YOU have, eh? None, just as I expected. Now get out of the way, bitch!"
'Wow, this Ludah has such a big ego it's probably bigger than Revalis.' I thought.
"Certainly, Baka!"
"Asshole!"
"Idiot!"
"Ugly!"
"Oh? But I was trying to look like you today!"
Steam came out of her ears. Here sharp teeth clenched as her hands became fists.
(A/N: do Zoras have ears?)
Then she just walked away. I 'Humphed' and walked away too. I sighed. I guess not every Zora around is like Sidon. Hmm... I can ask him about Ludah...
I walked over to Sidon, my new friend and asked him," who is this Ludah who every Zora loves?"
Sidon said," ohh her... she is pretty but she's so rude! I'm sorry if you had to argue again with her. She usually always wins them."
I smirked and said," well this time I won the fight. I know, it's amazing!"
Sidon still sighed," I believe that you now have an enemy."
A/N: Oof, you've got quite the egotistical enemy there. I made her up so don't worry, k? Later!
-Mehra
