Chapter 3: We're Starting A Kickstarter

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"Give up."

The ruler of Spades said, looking down at the one who's status has been reduced to that of an imp. He shot her a fiery glare.

"Never."

Her face twitched, and she looked away with a groan, muttering curses of frustration with her gun in hand. The ruler of hearts shook his head and sighed, patting her. "Come on, it's a miracle Mazi knew the wifi password. If this guy would give us the password to the safe, Zeus faked his death. What are you even going to do with that thing??"

She looked up at him and his head of blue hair with a face saying 'bitch what else do you think' "Nekotsuka, we're broke??"

Hades burst out laughing, the chains rattling. "HAH!"

Sev rolled her eyes at Satan. "HAH, chained up in his own castle- Come on, Kotsu"

They walked upstairs to the second floor and met with the others in the little meeting area from before.

Damu sat there with his legs crossed, sipping his iced drink with a sigh. "So.. I'm guessing he said no?"

He guessed that from the pissed look on Sev's face as she gripped the gun. Dee looked at her hand. "Careful with that gun there, sweetie."

She rolled her eyes and tossed the gun on the table, sitting down. Kotsu followed, a bit uneasy from the fact the same bitch who slaughtered gods has a gun with her. Demons can't die unless it's a holy being who slays them, but they can still however feel pain. How else do you think they're tortured?

"What the hell are we gonna do now? We already spend half the time managing the branches, how the hell are we gonna earn money??"

It was quiet for a moment as the dead teens pondered, trying to come up with a solution.

"Rob the bank then buy it?"

"Get a job?"

"Start something, like a business or some shit?"

"Sell Kotsu to the succubi- OW!"

"GET OUT OF MY LIFE"

Sev laughed then picked the gun up again and turned off safety, still smiling but her eyes said dead inside. "Seriously."

The 4 freaked out, letting out random stutters as they tried to come up with actually good ideas under pressure.

"UH"

"OHGODOHGOD UHH WHAT IF WE- SHIT" Even Damu was swearing at this point.

-internal screaming-

"UM UH-" Dee jumped in his seat, sitting up right with a proposal. "HOW ABOUT WE SPEND THE NEXT FEW DAYS TRYING OUT OUR IDEAS-" Sev put her finger on the trigger.

"UNTILWEFINDSOMETHINGTHATACTUALLYGODDAMNWORKS OH MY GOD DON'T PULL THE TRIGGER" Dee said quickly, shielding himself with his hands in a panic.

Sev blinked, then turned safety back on, letting everyone release the breath they all held, some of them (Kotsu) swearing under their breath in relief.

"Okay that sounds good I guess, when should the deadline be?" She said, the gun now back on the table.

"Hm.. Maybe a month?" Kotsu said, still a bit out of breath.

"hmmmm" Sev looked up at the ceiling before back at them. "maybe a couple weeks."

Once again, panic was spread.

"A COUPLE WEEKS?!"

"That's enough to rob a bank, sure, bUT WHAT ABOUT THE PLANNING??"

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