Flirting //Chapter 17//

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Mr.Detective has joined the groupchat

Mr.Detective: Hello

Normie has joined the groupchat

Normie: Why are you here? WANNA GET EXPOSED AGAIN?!

Mr.Detective: I have nothing better to do

Normie: Neither do I to be honest...

Mr.Detective: Yeah...I know this is dumb but can we flirt

Normie: Uh...sure...I don't know how though... So I won't be very good...

Mr.Detective: Well first of all...I like how stubborn you can be

Normie: Heh, am I really stubborn?

Mr.Detective: It's really cute!

Normie: Huh?!

Mr.Detective: And your eyes...they're lovely...

Normie: My eyes aren't that great...

Mr.Detective: They're unique

Normie: Uh-- So are yours!

Mr.Detective: Thank you

Normie: I can't think of anything good to say to you...sorry...

Mr.Detective: That's okay...I just wanted you to know...those facts...

Normie: Facts?! I thought you were kidding!

Mr.Detective: You thought I was...Kidding?

Normie: I thought you liked Ouma...

Mr.Detective: I do but I just wanted to make you feel better about yourself

Normie: I guess they did...Thank you!

PantaBoi69 has joined the groupchat

PantaBoi69: WAAA SHUMAI'S FLIRTING WITHOUT ME! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEEEE

Mr.Detective: Kokichi?! I was bored! I can...flirt with you if you want?!

PantaBoi69: Ok...And YES! FLIRT WITH ME SHUMAI!

Normie: ...

PantaBoi69: Well I mean...if you want...

PantaBoi69: Nvm...Dice wants me, what a bummer! Bye Shumai!

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Mr.Detective: Oh well

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Normie: Fuck! Not again!

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-----2 HOURS LATER-----

Normie has joined the groupchat

Normie: I have decided the start the conversation

Normie: How are you all?...

Normie: ...Hello?...

Normie: Oh well...

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-----30 MINUTES LATER-----

Mr.Detective has joined the groupchat

PantaBoi69 has joined the groupchat

Mr.Detective: It's sad he was ignored...

PantaBoi69: He's just so boriiinnngggg, it's no surprise

Mr.Detective: I guess you're right

PantaBoi69: :)

Mr.Detective: What do you wanna do?

PantaBoi69: Idk!~ You have any ideas?

Mr.Detective: Can I flirt with you now?...

PantaBoi69: Huh?!

Mr.Detective: I knew it was a dumb idea...

PantaBoi69: I mean...yes

Mr.Detective: Really?! Ok...Where do I start?

PantaBoi69: Wherever I guess...

Mr.Detective: Well...I think you're quite...cute

PantaBoi69: Thanks...You are...too

Mr.Detective: Huh?! No! I will be the one to make you blush!

PantaBoi69: Huh? So this is a challenge now? How fun!

Mr.Detective: YOUR HAIR IS REALLY FLUFFY!

PantaBoi69: Uhh thanks....Your eyes...they're really pretty

Mr.Detective: WHEN YOU SMILE IT MAKES MY HEART STOP!

PantaBoi69: When I see you I just want to hug you

Mr.Detective: Thanks...I guess that...WHEN YOU CRY WHETHER IT BE REAL OR FAKE

Mr.Detective: IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE NEED TO HURT WHOEVER MADE YOU SAD!

PantaBoi69: When people made you sad I threaten them with knives!

Mr.Detective: Okay....

Normie has joined the groupchat

Normie: From a few compliments ago, everyone knows Saihara has pretty eyes...no homo--

PantaBoi69: Of course everyone knows Shumai is the cutest!~

Normie: Pretty sure Junko thinks otherwise...

PantaBoi69: Well then I guess I have a murder to complete...

Queen has joined the groupchat

Queen: DEAD FUCKIN RIGHT! WHO THINKS SHUICHI IS CUTE OTHER THEN THAT GAY ASS OUMA!

Mr.Detective: Do you guys really think that?

PantaBoi69: OF COURSE!

Queen: YEAH!

Normie: Yes, Shuichi you are pretty! Still like I said, no homo--

Mr.Detective: Thanks everyone! Apart from Junko...

PantaBoi69: She could do better...Dead

Normie: Can we not kill anyone?

PantaBoi69: Fine then...torture...

Normie: That's worse! But Junko won't mind...

PantaBoi69: Well then I'll have to think of something else...

PantaBoi69 has left the groupchat

Normie: I'm not being the last person to leave this time!

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Mr.Detective: Neither am I

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Queen: FUCK!

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So I combined 2 small chapters together in order to make this one so yeah here's that long chapter you all deserve!

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