Intermission to Hell

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Y/n: Uh, I can explain I swear!

Hisako: W-W-W-W-What were you two doing to Miss Erina!?

Y/n: Please just let me explain! I didn't do anything!

Hisako: Then please explain to me why she's on the floor with tears in her eyes!? Surrounded by you two, who are men!

Soma: Oh, I just ran into Erina while I was going to the bath, but then we both fell on each other.

Hisako: Fell on each other?

Soma extends his hand and begins to do a grab motion with it. Y/n face palmed.

Soma: Yeah, they were all boing and stuff.

Hisako: BOING!?

Y/n: Yeah hey Soma?

Soma: What's up?

Y/n: We could've made due with the first part only.

Soma: Hm? Really?

Erina: H-Hisako it's not what it looks like! Nothing happened to me!

Hisako: I'm so sorry....I should've been there to protect you.

Y/n: Protect her from what!?

Y/n was sweating bullets but he just gave a heavy sigh. He gave a bow to Erina and Hisako.

Y/n: I'd like to apologize from my idiotic friend. I shouldn't have left him alone without his leash.

Soma: ....Leash?

Erina: If you think for a second I'm going to forgive-

Hisako: Well at least you apologized.

Y/n: Can you ever forgive me for forgetting to put the shock collar on my friend?

Erina: W-Wait a minute!? Why did it escalate from a leash to a shock collar!?

Hisako: As long as you promise to not let him run wild ever again.

Y/n: Yes Ma'am.

Erina sneaks over to Soma and whispers into his ear.

Erina: Am I the only one confused by the way they're acting?

Soma shrugs.

Soma: I'm more interested in the bath.

Erina: You should be more interested about your friend saying he's going to put a shock collar on you!

Soma: Oh that! I'm sure he's just joking around! There's no way he'd do that.

Erina: If you say so.

Erina turns to Hisako.

Erina: Come on Hisako, we can go now.

Hisako: O-Okay.

Hisako followed Erina down the hall and Y/n pulled out his phone. Soma walked over to him to see what he was doing.

Soma: What are you looking up?

Y/n: The cheapest shock collar can go for about 2500 yen.

Soma: W-Wait a minute....you were joking right?

Y/n: Hey Soma, how thick is your neck?

Soma: Why do you ask?

Y/n: No reason.

Y/n had a blank look. If Soma didn't know any better he'd think Y/n was joking, but no. Y/n wasn't joking, was he?

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