My Day

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

        On Saturday, Isaac slept in his comfortable bed cuddling his growing German Shepard not even slightly curious what the commotion from outside was. Never the less he tried to pull himself out of bed and rolled onto his feet still holding his puppy. He slipped down the stairs and looked out the front window where Travis and Robert were fighting Edam and TJ. He opened the front door and yelled "get off my lawn and if your going to fight at least let my family make a public spectacle of it and then both side can profit" TJ looked at him "fine three weeks" Isaac leaned on the doorway "one and a half and I won't sick my dog on you" the fear in TJ's eyes was priceless "Now the deal is sealed be off with you then" with that Robert shooed off the set of homophobic twins.

        Travis walked over to Isaac "thanks for that sweety I really wanted to fight those two" Travis threw with as much sarcasm as he could muster. Isaac laughed "but" Travis's eyes rolled so hard they could have popped out of his skull "but I still love you" Travis leaned in and kissed Isaac. Travis suddenly pulled away "ow" Isaac looked down his dog was attached to Travis's shirt. "well then this is quite the pickle because I want to kiss you but I do not want to put down my little fluffy baby".

        Travis had left to go back home and take a nap, Robert went over to talk to Eugene, and Isaac sat at home and began the promotions. He printed flyers, set up online adds, and talked about it all over Facebook. Then after the adds he went and drove to the museum and set up for the fight he took out all the weapons and all the dummies. His father sold tickets and people filed in to see Isaac move all the stuff. Everyone was impressed and Isaac decided to make a show out of it. Show off the the battle axes he had to carry that weighed anywhere from 20-30 pounds. Swing it around and put it away. Swing around the whips and wrap it around the dummy's head before dragging it out. Do a flip on the staffs and bump them on the doorway while you drag them out. He repeated the process with every single weapon each time displaying a new talent or at least spacing them out far enough that the people wouldn't remember.

        Robert couldn't keep his mouth shut so everyone at the school new about the fight before school started on Monday. Of course anyone who asked Robert was redirected to Isaac he thought he was in a press meeting with all the questions he got. He walked up the stares with Travis before he reached the door he had a swarm of people hurling questions at him. "whens the fight?" "week and a half away. Look if you want information on the fight go to the museums Facebook page and read up on it if you read up on it and still have questions then come back to me and ask me new questions got it? good have a nice time" Isaac pushed himself into the building Travis simply walked through the sea of people since they didn't seem to care about him even though he was one of the combatants. Isaac grabbed his hand "I swear if I get swarmed like i did last year I am going to murder one of you four" Travis laughed "hon do not laugh your life is on the line at this point" His laughter died and he slipped out of Isaac's hand and into a different hallway toward his class. Isaac found his class and his teacher asked him to explain to the class what was going to happen. He stood in front of the class. "So as I have stated so many times already today the information is online so if you have any questions go online and then ask me"

        Finally it was time for the fight (we are going to ignore the week Isaac had to spend fighting off morons) Robert and Travis entered the Arena on the opposite end Edam and TJ entered and stared with amazement at the museum. Robert looked at them "oh right this is your first time here this is the Arena where we host fight or normally just display weapons" Edam looked at him still amazed "I have to say I'm impressed" "I realized you aren't exactly hiding it" 

        Isaac came over the intercom "welcome welcome one and all today we have a special event for this one day and this one day alone we will have two people very near and dear to my heart, my boyfriend and my brother, going against two people who feel a great amount disdain for me, Edam and TJ. Today's fighting style will be decided by you the audience with a scale for volume who says we should have weapons?" An uproar from the crowd answered the question "and without?" no response. "that answers that so may I have three volunteers help me throw these weapons in okay you, you, and hey cutie how about you?" Travis looked up at his boyfriend "HEY" "sorry I called this 10 year old cute". The wooden weapons came cascading down in a never ending wave. "alright lets begin". (the fight was boring TJ and Edam didn't even try to fight so Robert and Travis hardly tried and won)

        "that was a very disappointing fight for so much hype sorry everybody" Isaac chirped "I have no power over these fights but I guess I have something to make it more interesting" "Isaac what are you planning I don't want to do much right now" Travis called "well sorry my knight but to give these people somewhat  of what they payed for you and Robert must now juggle the swords or do something entertaining I locked you in there until I feel everyone should be entertained enough" Robert turned to him "you didn't did you oh if you did then I'm going to murder you when I get out of here" "hey get TJ and Edam to help you be entertaining". Robert grabbed a wooden axe "fine he wants me to entertaining I'll be entertaining" Robert mumbled. He hit the ground digging away it. He unearthed a button "I was waiting till something bug happened but I think this is more important because I have to pee" he hit the button balloons fell from the ceiling each balloon had a different quote on it. Isaac caught one "Hey I said this last week how long have you been planning this" "since 3rd grade I have been refilling and replacing these balloons every week or so and I've used only quotes from you well then now will you let me out I have to pee" "fine" Isaac pulled out a walkie-talkie "Alyssa let them out they've done their job and Mia grab your brothers it was a really disappointing fight"

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Quotes from Isaac:

"so how was your day? mine was rather uneventful except for the fact that Travis just asked me out and I think if I don't die of excitement first I think this may be the best day of my life do not ever till anyone that I said this or I will kill you"