The Office | Jim and Pam Oneshots

Camping

The office go on a camping trip. Thought this was more funny then cute or whatever.
Jim and Pam have been dating for a while but no one in the office knows.
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"Alright ladies and gentleman" Michael starts. "Tonight, we are going on our yearly leadership training exercise!" The employees groan, sitting in the conference room, realizing that Michael is going to try to inspire them, by creating crazy analogy's or stupid scenarios. "This year we are going camping!" He says excitedly.

"Michael I don't have a tent.." Phyllis shares. He groans, annoyed.

"Yeah me neither" Kelly says. Michael looks around the room. Trying to come up with a solution.

Jim is luckily sitting next to Pam, so he quietly turns over to her. "You wanna share a tent?" He whispers, making sure no one will hear them. She smiles and slowly nods her head.

"Pam" Michael says, drawing her attention away from Jim. "Do you have a tent?"

"Yeah" She immediately regrets admitting she does. "Why?"

"Ok perfect so then it works out, Kelly will be joining you in your tent"

"What- No actually I-"

"Unless you were planning to share with someone else?" Micheal questions. "How big is your tent?"

"I have a 2 person tent" Jim jumps in, trying to secure his sleeping arrangements so that he can share them with Pam. "Kelly you can borrow mine"

"Well then where would you sleep?" Dwight asks, cutting in.

"In the river, duh"

"Wait, Michael?" Dwight raises his hands preparing to ask his question. "If Jim can sleep in the river, then can you and me sleep in the woods together."

"Pshhh, No Dwight that's gay" The word 'gay' draws everyone's attention towards Oscar. "Oscar, do you wanna sleep in the woods with Dwight?"

"No Michael" He answers.

"Okay, well" Micheal starts to rub his hands together, going over everyone's plans. "Kevin, Oscar, Creed, and Hitler will be sharing a tent." Michael says, referring Toby to Hitler. "Stanley the Manley and Phyllis will be together, Andy and Angela, Kelly and Meredith will take Jim's tent, Which leaves Me and Ryan" He says giving Ryan a seductive look. "Jim to the river, and..." Michael looks around the room trying to see if he missed anyone. "Dwight and Pamster"

"What?" Dwight says disgusted.

"No, i'm not sharing a tent with Dwight"

"Well what else are you gonna do, huh? There's no room anywhere else and I doubt anyone wants to sleep with you anyways." He stops himself before he can say anything more to offend her.

"Or I could bring my own tent?"

"Fine whatever" He says, already going into his next topic. "Now we are going to talk about how to start a fire!"

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They all sit around the fire, laughing, drinking, and telling each other their war stories. For once Michael isn't interrupting with his outrages behavior, but instead he sits back in his chair, enjoying the mood.

But more importantly, for him, he's enjoying the s'mores.

As the fire crackles, the sky gets darker, and the crew gets worn out. Jim, again sitting next to Pam, notices her yawn, he can tell she's tired and sleepy. "You wanna get some rest?" He asks. Luckily no one can hear them, due to the loud fire and talking.

"Yeah" She says, nodding her head.

He gets up from his chair, pulling her up from her own and they make their way over to Pams tent. She slowly opens the zipper, and just as they're about to get in, Michael notices.

"Woah, Jimbo what're you doing, thought you were sleeping in the river?" Somehow Micheal thought he was being serious.

But when did he ever believe they weren't?

Kelly shifts her attention from the fire over to the both of them, alerting the rest of the employees.

"Wait are you guys sharing a tent? Pam what the hell!?" Kelly says, upset that she chose Jim over her. Afraid, that their relationship would become public to the office, Jim quickly tries to come up with a lie, but before he can do so, Kevin jumps in.

"Guys, I think I know what's going on"

"Oh god" Pam mutters under her breath.

"They were gonna have sex" He says excitedly."Nice"

"Wait? Jim and Pam?" Dwight asks. "I don't see it." He says interrupting.

"Yeah me neither" Toby says quietly. You'd expect him to try to stop everyone from giving their opinions on the relationship, but instead he gave his own.

"I do, Pam has always been the office mattress" Angela says.

"That's... rude" Jim says quietly looking down at the offended receptionist.

"Guys I don't think we have a right, to say our opinions on their private life"

"Thank you, Oscar" The pair says simultaneously.

"But Pam, you could do better"

"What the hell?" Jim doesn't understand, why everyone thinks he's not good enough for her. He loves her, and he has for a long time, but no one seems to have faith in this relationship.

"Jimbag, is it good?" Micheal says, ready to find a way to say something offensive.

"What?"

"Is the sex good?"

"Michael" Pam says breaking in. "Stop talking"

"What? I'm just asking"

"You know what" Jim says, annoyed with everyone. "I think we're gonna go"

"Why?" Michael asks. "So you can do it?"

"That's so hot" Kevin says holding up his fist to Jim.

Jim doesn't fist bump him back, but instead starts to un-setup Pams tent. "None of this, is any of your guy's business" He says annoyed.

"Don't go guys" Michael pleads. "Look, I'm sorry"

Neither Jim, or Pam look back, or even think of forgiving him.

"Jim if you're not gonna sleep in the river, then can I?" Dwight asks behind the crackling fire.

"You know I think it's good that you guys finally got together, Jim's been hung up on you since the day you guys met." Phyllis says quietly. Pam nods her gently, a small smile on her face as Jim starts to stuff the tent into its bag. He sits up and starts to carry it back into the trunk of his car.

"Yeah, I always hoped you guys would get together" Michael says, trying to encourage them to stay.

"Thanks Michael, but I think we're gonna go" Pam says, rubbing her shoulders, trying her best to protect herself from the cold.

"Ok well- Here take this!" Michael quickly runs back and into his tent and takes out a plastic Wal-mart bag. He reaches into it and pulls out a box of graham crackers, a Hershey's bar, and a bag of marshmallows. "For the trip"

"Thank you Michael" Pam says grabbing the ingredients and stepping into Jim's car.

"Oh, Jim, and for you.." He says pulling his wallet out of his back pocket. "Take this, better safe then sorry, Jimbag" He hands him the condom, pats him on the back, and waves goodbye as they pull out of the campground.

"Jim and Pam Halpert. It's got a nice ring to it" He mutters quietly under his breath. The rest of the employees find their way back over to the campfire, Michael resting back in his chair, snacking on some of the extra marshmallows.