Jojo Crack fics

Dolphin Plushie

Warning part 6 spoilers kinda

"Dad, Dad, Dad! I want that blue fish!"

Little Jojo says to big Jojo, looking at the inside a crane machine. It was twice the size of nine yr old jojo. Sky blue with a white tummy and big sparkly eyes. It was the most beautiful dolphin plush they have ever seen. Both Jojo's seem to want the plushie for themselves. Dad Jojo bought a hundred tokens for him and daughter Jojo.

"Dad! If you get it you're going to give it to me right?!?!"

".....sure"

Daddy Jojo was way to attracted to this plush that he was lying when he said he was going to give it to kid Jojo. He was planning to just buy a duplicate if he won it.

The plush is mine my little jojo. I'm sorry to say that I actually like it more than you.

Did he actually think that? Maybe. He and little Jolyne took turns in playing the machine slowly moving the plushie close to the machine's hole.

"Dad you fucking idiot why can't you just get me the damn toy. WWWWAAAAAHHHHHH."

Joot joot jumped the the sudden crying and swearing. He slapped little jojo cause she hurt his feelings causing jojo to cry more because nobody wants to get slapped by the bitch who saved the world. Just as he did that he used his galaxy self to get the plushie.

"SHUT UP. WERE WATCHING SPONGEBOB WHEN WE GET HOME."

"WWAAAAHHHH I HATE SPONGEBOB. LET ME WATCH PANTY AND STOCKING. I WANT TO WATCH MY GAY IDOLS BITCH. AAHHHHHH"

Joji obviously mad just threw little joji in the car with the plush. Joji the 2nd shat up and cuddled with Dolphie. Billie Eilish named the plush cause duh. Now Joji is big mad big sad.

On the way home Billie basically merged onto Dolphie sleeping like how a 6 year old should.  Joji grumbling swear words like how an adult SHOULDN'T do. He decided to let Billie keep Dolphie since she already named it and wrote her name on its tag, much to his dismay. Counting it unfair cause he technically won the plush.

"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I"

Jootji looked around to find the person trying to rick roll him. He hated Rick. Rick Astley was the one who k-worded his bf.

"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy(Dio)"

"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand"

Ayeee- cudjoh baby knew the lyrics. Singing along with mystery man angered daddy joe. They receive a tapping sound on their window. Seeing a gay priest smiling a wicked smile with a gun in his hand.

"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

Pucci Astley shoots Jootji and Billie Cujoh killing them. Smiling like the gay Rick he is.

Joestars are no more now I can live happily with Dio-sama's boner uwu.

"We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Dioooooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)"

Dancing on top of the Joestar lambo like an idiot he got out his tomy gun and just starts shooting everyone in the area. Still singing like the mad man he is.

"We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry"

He technically lied when he ricked rolled since he killed Joot and Jojo but who cares not me. He takes the plushie and runs away. Actually I do I don't like the thought of them dying- Bruh and now author crys over the fact that they made Pucci kill her two fav Jojos.