Jojo Crack fics

Jotaro... you're... ?!?!

"Hey Kakyoin, don't you think that Jotaro has been acting kinda weird lately?"

"Now that you mention it, he is. When did he like baseball anyway?"

As the two boys talk about Jotaro's actions as of late, Mr. Joestar barges in the conversation along with Avdol.

"You guys have noticed it too?"

"I believe it would be out of character for Jotaro to even say 'hustle hustle, muscle muscle'"

"Dafaq, I never heard my grandson say that kind of bullshit."

"Exactly the point Mr. Joestar. He doesn't even like yellow-"

"Or act like a 5 year old."

Then they heard the door break. By the looks of it, it was 'Jotaro' who broke it. He looked shorter and a little less buff and had a bowlcut with a single cowlick. He was even wearing a yellow baseball uniform with a huge smile on his face whilst slowly approaching them.

The group slowly backed to the wall not used to seeing him act like this. Mr. Joestar got in front of them to shield his younger companions from this monster.

The impostor got close and tilted their head looking up at them. Hand over his wide smile and showing oddly friendly demeanor.

"Jotaro? Who's that? I'm Jyushimatsu! Matsuno Jyushimatsu! Hustle, hustle! Muscle, muscle!"

"You're not Jotaro?"

Jyushimatsu aggressively shakes his. The almost 2 meter tall men didn't seem to be a threat to the stranger in question and sat in front of them. Rocking back and forth and whistling his worries away.

The crusaders, still not completely convinced that his not a threat, decided to sit down and question this strange human. Avdol being the one to start the conversation.

"Your name is Jyushimatsu, correct?"

"YES"

"How old are you?"

"I'm in my twentys!"

"Where are you from?"

"Akatsuka, Japan!"

The interrogation of the Matsuno went on for the past 10 minutes. With every answer he gave it would make him more of just strange and harmless.

Now they just had to ask the nog question. Pulling out Magicians Red, Avdol asked him if he could see it. To everyone surprise he ran away.

"Wha-"

"CATCH HIM, WE CAN LET HI. GET AWAY."

Polnareff strips Silver Chariot of his armor and get them to chase after the yellow bean. Kakyoin spidermaning with oldseph. Avdol riding the shoulder of Magicians Red. Jyushimatsu not used to this did a Secco and was traveling under the ground.

"HEIROPHANT GREEN!"

Cockyoin yelled as he made his stand go underground trying to sense the bean. It spread its ropes all over and grabs Jyushimatsu by the foot. The bean struggles and bites the air as if they didn't expecting this to happen. He then aggressively barks at the green stand as if threatening him.

"Geez, so he can see them. So, uh Jyushi. Have you seen a big guy in black clothes and his hat attached to his hair?"

"No!"

He then continuously splits into microscopic versions of himself and then enters the crusaders causing them to freak out. They try to get him off with both their palms and stands. But that didn't work quite well.

They slowly started acting like him. By the time Jotaro came back he was pissed.

"Good grief, you guys can't even take care of yourselves when I just got out to buy the meals. JYUSHIMATSU. Get the FUCK out of THEM."

"HAI!"

They start to shake and the yellow creature gets out and frantically reassembles himself. Jotaro smacks the back of his head and tells him to apologize. He does so by bowing as fast as a humming bird flapping its wings.