Josuke won't hesitate bitch

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Josuke taps Okyasu's shouwdew.

"So uwu'we hanging out with..... who?"

"Oi Josuke iwt's nowt whawt iwt wooks wike-"

"I WONT HWESITATE BWITCH- DOWA!"

"WWWAAAHHH!!!!! ZA HWANDO"

Hiws stand ewases cd's hawnd... own accident. The both stawe intwo each othew eyes. X face suwpwised by the sudden tuwn of events made the pikachu face. Mw. Iwovemyhaiwmowethanyou juwst stawes at whewe hiws weft hawnd iws supposed tuwu be.

"..."

"... Fuck"

In steak haiw's mind 

In steak haiw's mind 

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Uttew disappointment. Fowgetting how much of an idwiot hiws best fwiend was.

"Woi, woi Jowsuke youw joking wight?"

"why, why must uwu huwt me thiws way...?"

Jowsuke but dumb wooks saddened by hiws mistake. He thought nowthing couwd fix thiws untiw....

"Y-you cawn heaw youw hawnd wight?"

"Shit- thawt's the smawtest thing I've heawd uwu say."

"w-weawwy?"

"NO UWU DUWAMBASS! I cawn't fix my own hand-"

pawt 4 idiot juwst had a few teaws in hiws eyes. He decided iwt was the wight time tuwu use shoe sowe's dad gweatest technique. He wuns away. Josuke stiww angwy, gets a mawbwe awnd fwicks iwt tuwu oku. The end.

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