Jojo Crack fics

Y/n I'm right here. Joseph is right here idiot.

And they kissed

"AHSGSKSHEKEGEHLSCD, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR MATHING THIS AUTHOR-SAMAAAAAAA. KWGEKSGSOS"

Y/n hyperventilating like a jack hammer while the house is vibrating like an earthquake is happening. Joseph had to hold them down but that didn't work. So he pinched their cheeks.

"SHADAP I'M RIGHT HERE Y/N YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ FANFICTIONS ABOUT ME. YOU HAVE THE REAL THING HERE. LOOK IMMA FLEX SO YOU CAN SEE THAT I AM REAL."

"FUCK YOU JIJI. YOU AIN'T LIKE YOUR FANFIC COUNTER PART. WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU DATING CAESAR THEN HUH?!?!? REAL THING IS HERE MY ASS."

"CAUSE I AIN'T FUCKING GAY MAN. LIKE I WUV SUZIE EVEN THO I DIDN'T REALLY TALK TO HER AND FLIRTED LIKE ONCE OR TWICE TO HER. CAESAR SALAD GAY SHORTIE."

The two bicker the fuck out of their throats. Caesar was just like bruh and Suzie Q was (٥↼_↼) wondering when that shut will end.

"YOU OLD MAAAAAAAAAAN. JUST MARRY CAESAR AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

"I'M NOT OLD DLSHSKSGSKSGSK. YOU'RE OLD."

"I'M LIKE 18 AND THATS NOT OLD AND YOUR LIKE 69 SJGDSKGSOSGSLSUSJDSKHD"

Suzie decided to slap both of you. Ouch. And you guys stopped arguing. THE END