Yo wtf

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Mature shit ahead babes


Alrighty. Uh, tonight has been fun. I stole my sisters vape, then I snooped around her room for two hours and found a shit ton of diaries and condoms. Not that I stole them, I'm a big old lesbian. I also found her folder full of suicide notes ahaha I already read them all because I rediscover them every time I go snoop. I also know who she lost her virginity to and when because of one of the diaries I read. She fucking put the condom wrapper in the book. Anyways, I left a note about me being suicidal and homicidal because shes the person I know who I havent fantasized about killing (haha). Shes on a roadtrip but is coming back in a few days and I put the envelope with the note sticking out in plain sight on her bed. I hope my parents dont find it before her. Yay fun.

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