You Gotta Be Kitten Me

Chapter 13

"Howdy!" The flower greeted 'enthusiastically'. I looked at Flowey with wariness and disdain. "Why are you here?" Flowey acted like he was hurt by my cold tone. "Aww, that's not very nice! What if I had just come to say hello?" I shook my head as I saw his vines slowly snaking towards me and Frisk. "You wouldn't do that and you know it." Flowey's face went dark for a split second and he slightly sped up how fast his vines were coming towards us. "And how exactly would you know that?" I gave him a grin full of malice and contempt as memories of what he'd done time and time again flashed through my head. "Because I'm the Judge." After that simple statement, magic flared in his left eye as he teleported onto a Gaster blaster in the air and stabbed the vines that were near Frisk with sharpened bones. Flowey hissed in pain and shot his vines towards Undyne and Papyrus in an attempt to grab them, and in response, I summoned three Gaster blasters and simultaneously fired them towards the vines, instantly disintegrating them. I teleported Undyne and Papyrus to Snowdin so that Flowey wouldn't be able to hurt them or use them against me. "It's a beautiful day outside." Flowey screeched in outrage. "Birds are singing, Flowers are blooming," I continued dodging his attacks and destroying the vines that went after Frisk. "On days like these, soulless beings like you," I teleported Frisk behind me and made a cage of bones around Flowey. "Should be burning in hell." I snapped and there were dozens of Gaster blasters surrounding Flowey, and all of them began charging and discharging at different times so he was being hit at all times in all directions. I only stopped when I could sense that he was at 1 Hp. I wasn't planning on killing him unless I had to. I didn't want to sink to his level. Knowing that he was too weak to do anything at the moment, I waved and dissipated the cage of bones and slowly came towards him with a single Gaster blaster behind me. He looked genuinely scared and he was shaking. "P-please don't kill me." As he said this, his face looked more like Asriel's. I kept walking until I was a few inches away and I sat down in front of him. "This can end well for everyone. I can spare you, and you can behave and come back to the Surface with us, where Alphys might even be able to make you an artificial soul. Or, this can end well for everyone except you. You can keep fighting, but you'll end up dead, and then we'll all go to the Surface anyway. I don't have much of a preference." I would actually prefer that I didn't have to kill what remained of the prince, but he didn't need to know that. I kept my voice cold and unfeeling. Flowey shrank back a bit as I stared at him. "I-I'll go with you! I w-won't cause anymore trouble now! S-so please spare me?" I looked at him skeptically but de-summoned my Gaster blaster. "Ok then. Let's get out of here."