The Lesbian Handbook

Rule #15

Rule #15- homos don't cook

"You know it's okay to be bi or even straight with curiosity I won't judge" I mumbled as Billie kissed down my neck. She groaned and threw her head back, "you talk too much when I'm trying to hook up with you" she said and I rolled my eyes. "That's all we've been doing these past two days, If I recall the only thing we've said to each other is "let's go again" or "let's do it in the shower" I said and Billie laughed lightly, "I don't know what I am okay, I just know this feels right and I wanna show my parents how pretty you are" she answered. "You wanna show me to your parents?" I mumbled happily, "now that's definitely a turn off" she said as she threw me off of her and grabbed her phone that she hasn't touched since we got to my lake house. "Yes mom Im fine" she said into the phone, "we'll talk when I get home, I love you too, bye" she said and I leaned my head on her shoulder. "What are we gonna do?" I mumbled and she only shrugged her shoulders and pecked my forehead softly. "tomorrow you leave for thanksgiving break with your family" I said, "are you sure you're gonna be okay by yourself?" She asked and I only nodded and wrapped my arm around her softly. What I meant to say was no, because my dad wasn't coming which meant I was going to be alone.

It was thanksgiving morning and I woke up to loud banging on the door, I opened it and saw the people who were my friends at some point standing there with grocery bags and overnight bags. "What are you guys doing here?" I asked, "you didn't think we'd let you spend thanksgiving alone right?" Zen said pecking my cheek as they walked to my kitchen. "We aren't exactly on speaking terms and you guys should be with your families" I mumbled, "you are family and we're sorry" Austin said and I gave in and embraced each one of them because in my heart I missed the hell out of all of them. We were looking for dishes to cook in when the door bell rang again, I opened the door and noticed Camila and Lauren standing there with more groceries and bags of their own. "Looks like they beat us to it" Lauren said before kissing my forehead and walking to the kitchen. "You guys don't have to ditch your families for me" I said, "we all prefer to be here believe me" camila said and I smiled and hugged her. The only people missing were Lenard and Billie but Billie left with her family this morning and Lenard is totally not welcomed here.
We all decided to get ready and then start cooking because we wanted to take family pictures. "How the hell do we defrost this thing?" Conan said, "you didn't defrost it last night babe seriously" Austin asked and Conan laughed and pecked his lips. "When did this happen?" I asked, "recently" Conan answered and I smiled at them. "Laur can you get the blow dryer?" I asked as I looked at the really frozen turkey. Looking at all my friends being all booed up made me miss Billie even if we didn't exactly have a title yet.
"How the hell did you burn it!" Austin yelled whole Conan and I frantically swatted at the turkey that now was a dark shade of brown. "It's just over crisped" I announced which made camila laugh from the sofa. I heard a knock and I handed Austin the towel and ran to the door, I opened it and saw those familiar blue eyes I deeply wanted there. "What are you doing here? No go with your family" I said and she embraced me and kissed my lips. "Hello to you too" she mumbled, "and I did, they left to stay at a house in the mountains but I wanted to come here, I didn't want to be alone, but I see all the idiots beat me here" she said and I smiled and thanked her before leading her to the kitchen. "What the hell happened in here?" She asked referring to the turkey that looked unappealing, "it's just over crisped" I mumbled lowly which made everyone chuckle while trying to figure out where to get a turkey thanksgiving afternoon.