The Lesbian Handbook

Rule #17

Rule #17- Fall in love.

First date-
I tapped my foot nervously while Billie was driving, "will you relax it's not like this is the first time we're hanging out" she said chuckling and I smiled and grabbed her hand. She pulled her car into a drive in parking lot and pulled a basket out from the back of her seat, "what movie are we watching?" I asked, "well it's a horror movie marathon" she said with a devilish smirk. "Billie no I sleep alone, like literally in a house alone" I said freaking out and she only laughed at my reaction. "Relax I'll spend the night" she said and winked, "I brought us vegan options and your precious chicken nuggets" she said and I smiled and thanked her. Of course the date consisted of a lot of making out but it helped me not feel scared of the movie.

Meeting the parents-
"What if they don't like me" I asked while Billie pulled me towards the door. "Then I don't care because I love you" she said as we reached the door. She took my sweaty hand and pulled me inside where I was greeted with a hug by a very pretty women. "Hello Mrs O'Connell" I said, "call me Maggie baby" she said and I smiled and followed her into the kitchen where I met Fin and Patrick. "How did you score her Bil shes out of your league" fin said which made Billie sarcastically laugh and kick him under the table. I fit right in into their family and it felt nice to have somewhere to go when I felt alone.

She tapped her feet nervously as we waited for my dad to show up at the restaurant. "Relax he's a total sweetheart" I said as he walked into the restaurant with his girlfriend who I met a week prior to this. Billie stood up and introduced herself and my dad put on a stern mean face, "dad stop you're scaring her" I said and my dad cracked a smile and embraced Billie. "I'm just messing with you blue eyes" he said before sitting down and discussing all about Billies music career.

Making it official-
"So what do you say?" Billie repeated as she stood there with red cheeks and a boquete of red roses. "Yes I'll be your girlfriend Eilish" I said and I connected our lips lightly and she lifted me up and hugged me. "If you break my heart I'll punch your windshields in" I said which made her laugh. "I'll never break you heart" she assured me. Well never was a very short time, but we won't get into that just yet.