Inspired by my crackhead friends who have watermelon kinks
⊹We don't get paid enoug created by TheOnlyHuman⊹
MaMa_Birdie
Hello assholes and (y/n), has anyone seen my mirror?
TheOnlyHuman
Uhmm...
MaMa_Birdie
Let's me rephrase, *Hello Asshole and Bitch, has anyone seen my mirror?
LowIQ
EQUALLY!!
LowIQ
Equality* damn autocorrect
MUST. PROTECC
Sorry Kiji-sama, I don't think anyone had seen your mirror.... Maybe (Y/n) has it but...
TheOnlyHuman
Tarou! How could YoU!!!!
MaMa_Birdie
(Y/N)! WAIT TILL I GET A HOLD OF YOUR BUTT! I'll SPANK YOU BACK TO (home country)
TheOnlyHuman
Yes Momma~ 👀👅👀
Mr. Hopeless Romantic
She just passed me, she's heading towards the Warden's office
MaMa_Birdie
OH SHE'S NOT GETTING THAT FAR!
#Donewithlaifu
Why did I even choose this job?
—02:12—
TheOnlyHuman
Lemons💦💦 🙃
Mystery Eyes👀
Oh no- She's at it again
Mr. Hopeless Romantic
Can someone help me? I don't know how to exit this chat
TheOnlyHuman
Y'all are acting so rude rn! I just said lemons!
#Donewithlaifu
You're lucky I stayed up late instead of sleeping, or else you wouldn't be texting us right now 💢
LowIQ
Oh shit! The gorrila used an emoji! You're so done (Y/n) XD
#Donewithlaifu
Stop fucking calling me gorrila, ya damn monkey!
LowIQ
THEN STOP CALLING ME MONKEY, YOU HULKING GORRILA!
MUST. PROTECC
(Y/n)-chan, why are you asking for lemons?
Mystery Eyes👀
I'm happy we atleast have one innocent soul here! 😌
Stwawbewwy
We also have Houzuki!
Mintwy
Rokuriki is also innocent... In some ways
Chocowety
Haha... Thanks?
TheOnlyHuman
Well, tarou, you see i-
MaMa_Birdie
DON'T YOU DARE TAINT THIS PRECIOUS PRETTY BOY!
Mr. Hopeless Romantic
I agree. You have already tainted Samon when you showed him... That thing.
TheOnlyHuman
Anywaayyssss 🙄
TheOnlyHuman
Tarou, to out it short I'm-
LowIQ
Yeah! That dirty image is still in my head 😖
MUST. PROTECC
Image? Dirty?
#Donewithlaifu
Yeah, you do NOT want to know. Or else I'll tell the warden and your pay will decrease
TheOnlyHuman
>:0 how dare you do that to the precious tarou who didn't even do anything
Mr. Hopeless Romantic
Damn, Hajime. Always using Warden's name to get what he wants
#Donewithlaifu
Hahh!?? I just sent what I had to sent to keep that dumbass for asking!!
Mr. Hopeless Romantic
I can't blame you though for using her name like that. I too, am guilty for such actions. Her name is just absolutely marvelous!
MaMa_Birdie
Great, Seitarou is now safe and sleeping. 😌 I did a good deed, I did indeed
LowIQ
My two neurons are trying to understand your last sentence 👁️👄👁️
TheOnlyHuman
What I'm trying to say was-
MUST. PROTECC 2
Oh, hello? I'd didn't know I was added in this chat
TheOnlyHuman
Fuck it 😒
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