Avengers Imagines

Sweetie Pie: Avengers and Wade Wilson

Imagine: You are an avenger and nobody knows your dad is Wade Wilson. Until he does a suprise visit.

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"Steve, Duck." You shouted. Steve ducked just in time for the fire blast you sent at the agent attacking him. "Thanks." Steve said. You nodded and the both of you ran to help the others. You used air magic to launch you towards Pietro and you kicked like 3 agents down.

"I had them." Pietro said. "What you didn't see that coming?" You teased. He cuckled and you both went back to fighting. You guys would get the upper hand and more would show up. "Where are these guys coming from?" Sam asked.

"I don't know." Natasha said. "(Y/N) we might need you to do the thing." Tony said. "Everyone's gas masks are in the jet." You said. Suddenly Hulk came out of nowhere with the gas masks. "Never mind." You said. 

"Everyone has them on. Do it." Wanda said. You used smoke magic to release a knockout gas that knocked out all the agents then you and Wanda cleared the gas out. "Alright good job everyone. Let's go home and shower." You said getting on the jet.

Everyone laughed. "No I'm serious, we all stink." You said. Everyone got on the jet and you went back to the compound where you all freshened up and then met up in the common room and for some reason you were all in pajamas.

"I want pizza." Tony whined plopping on the couch. "Fine I'll order pizza." You said pulling out your phone. "I love how its 3pm and we look like we're about to have a sleepover." Wanda said. "We do, don't we?" Clint chuckled.

"Only us." Sam said. "Wanna watch a movie and paint eachothers nails?" Tony said in a teenage girl voice. "No way. My kind a sleepover is one with nerf guns." Sam argued. "The best sleepovers always end with wine." Thor said. "The best sleepovers end with running from police." Natasha said.

Everyone was quiet after that. Then Friday informed them that the pizza was here. "The best sleepovers have pizza." You said. "Let them up FRI." Tony said. "What do you think Wanda?" Steve asked. "Best sleepovers have-" She was cut off by the delivery guy.

"The best sleepovers have me." Everyone looked over and saw wade in his suit with their pizza. "Wlison what the fuck are you doing in my tower?" Tony asked. "I am delivering your pizza." Wade said. "Plus the readers love me." He boasted.

"What?" Pietro asked. "Just...just ignore him." You muttered trying to make sure he didn't hear you but he did. "Sweetie pie?" He gasped. You looked up. "Sweetie Pie!" He cheered giving you a hug. "You're on the avengers and you didn't tell me." He said.

"How do you know (Y/N)?" Tony asked. "You didn't tell them about me?" Wade asked you. You shook your head no. "I'm telling Vanessa." He said. "Mom already knows." You said. "Well you've hurt my feelings. I'm gonna go find your mom for some cheer up sex." Wade said.

"Dad!" You said. "Dad?" Bruce asked. You sighed. "Guys meet my Dad Wade Wilson." You said. "We've met." Clint said. "How could you be related to him?" Thor asked. "Sometimes I wonder the same thing." You said.

"Ouch." Wade said. "Does this mean he's gonna be here all the time?" Bruce groaned. "Oh no." You said. "Oh yes." Wade said. "Oh you must not value your life. If you stay I'm telling mom." You said. "Oh would you look at that. I'm late for my love appointment." He said walking to the window.

"Dad if you don't leave I will push you out the window." You threatened. "Okay I'm going." Wade said leaving 100 dollars. "What's this for?" You asked. "Might wanna get more pizza." Wade said. Bruce and Wanda looked in the boxes. "It's empty." Wanda said.

"DAD!" You exclaimed. Wade cackled and jumped out the window. "I hate your dad." Sam told you. "Same." You said. "How are you guys related? I mean he's so...and your so the opposite." Steve said. "I spent a lot of time around Logan, the wolverine, so he taught me how to be sane, much to my dads dismay." You explained.

"Tell him to stop breaking into my builidings." Tony said. "I'll try." You said. "If we're done interrogting (Y/N), I'm gonna go pick up the pizza." Clint said standing up. "I'm coming with you. The rest of you try not to do anything too dumb while we're gone." You said leaving with clint. They waited until the elevator went down.

"Nerf war?" Steve suggested. "Free for all." Sam said. "I call the rival nemesis." Pietro said.  "I call the ultra one." Wanda said. "No way you guys always get the best guns," Tony said. "Fine, whoever get's their first." Pietro said grabbing wanda and running off.

Everyone else ran behind them. Wade came out of nowhere with the deadpool Apollo XV-700 and they started a full nerf war. You watched the footage shaking your head at how childish everyone was. 

"Maybe we just don't go back." 

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