classic // 80s movie headcanons + imagines

1 | john bender

meeting and dating john would include...

- obviously you meet in detention one time

- that boy is always in there

- and he of course tries to annoy the heck out of you

- but you don't give in so easily, and that's when he knows you're special

- after that he turns flirty and tries anything and everything to get into your pants

- despite this, you actually quite like him

- he's charming and hot, so you decide to ask if he wants to meet again sometime, to which he quickly agrees

- after one or two dates and a few late night phone calls, you make things official

- john is a great boyfriend

- first off: he's hot as hell??? always a bonus

- he knows how to charm and doesn't hold back

- he loves to be flirty, even though he's already won you over

- pda is definitely a thing for him

- it's not cute pda either

- he'll grab your hips or slap your butt in public

- or make out in public places

- anything to let the world know you're his and his only

- john is horny 24/7 if that wasn't obvious enough so he loves to have you satisfy his needs

- and he will definitely always do the same for you

- he can be pretty jealous sometimes, especially when you're with other guys he doesn't approve of (which is most guys)

- when he's jealous he'll get angry and grab you a lot to assert his dominance

- and he'll try to start a fight if they don't get the message

- he still takes you to parties though

- you'll dance and get drunk all night long

- then crash in the backyard and smoke pot under the stars

- or make use of someone else's bed

- dates are fun with bender

- they're usually in the spur of the moment

- he likes to take you to random places in town he thinks you'll like, since he doesn't have a car or a lot of money

- places like weird shops he's found or quirky bars or cool food places

- or sometimes dates are just the two of you going to the forest with a few beers or joints in a backpack and talking for hours in a tree

- dates are quite frequent too because he hates being at home

- talking of home, he tries to introduce you to his parents eventually

- his mom likes you a lot

- she thinks you're good for him, you look out for him and your relationship gives him some responsibility

- when it comes to his dad, he isn't really bothered about presenting you to him, he assumes he really won't care

- the two of you decide it would be best that his father doesn't meet you, it's probably safer for john and yourself

- your parents approve of him very much, mostly because he's always on his best behaviour when he's at your house

- he uses his best manners and acts like the he's most polite, perfect boy in the neighbourhood

- we all know that's bullshit tho

- you often help him with his homework

- he'll be all like "you're smart you can do it for me!" to which you reply "no, but I'll help you if you try a little harder"

- he grumbles but agrees to try for you

- pet names are a big yes

- he'll call you any mildly sexual flirty nickname

- but most of the time he sticks with babe, doll or sweets

- (sweets is your favourite!!)

- you call him babe mostly or just his name, but you like to spice it up a bit sometimes

- stuff like hot stuff or handsome

- late night talks in your bed are a regular thing

- he often vents about his problems at home or at school and you listen

- you give him some advice (not like he'll listen to it but still)

- he likes to ask weird questions too

- sometimes it's hard to not laugh loudly and wake your parents

- and sometimes you talk about serious stuff, like the future or growing up

- he actually worries a lot about what might happen to him someday

- he doesn't want to end up like his father or not have a job or a house or anything

- he's afraid he'll end up an alcoholic and a fully blown drug addict

- you reassure him that won't happen if he stays positive and works hard

- he's a clever, caring boy really, even though he doesn't like to show it

- you promise you'll always be there for him and stand by him through all the troubles like might bring

- so he promises himself he's gonna marry you someday