2 | farmer ted

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ted tries to get your attention

- now ted had always been a bold one

- and he was absolutely worshipped by all the nerds in the school

- especially after he "stole" samantha's undies that time and let boys pay to see them

- but with you he really wanted to make you fall magically in love with him

- so he tried e v e r y t h i n g to make him seem confident and manly and bold

- from sliding up to you in the hallways with a devilish smirk, leaning against the lockers and trying to charm his way to your heart

- to opening your side gate and letting your dog out so he could rescue it and bring it back to you

- that one was kinda annoying tho...

- needless to say you were curious as to what he was doing

- so you approached his friends one day to see what was up

- "what's the deal with your friend?"

- "who, ted? oh he's just trying to impress you. he sucks, huh?"

- "it's cute." you stated and they looked at you, dumbfounded

- so the next day, when he tried to come up to you in the hall, prowling his way up to you like a lion (not really though, more like a wobbly giraffe baby)

- you let him come over

- "hellooooo y/n"

- "hi ted." you chuckled

- "so I was thinking, y'know... you and me, italian food, candlelit dinner. I got it all set out alright, you'll be swept off your feet baby"

- you burst out laughing

- he was kinda confused but also embarrassed, thinking you thought he was weird or something

- "you know, ted," you said as you began to come back around from your laughing fit, "you really don't have to try so hard to get my attention"

- "really? you don't care for my stylish demeanour and bold acts of admiration?"

- "I must admit, they're always funny to watch, but no you don't need to do all that stuff to get me to go out with you" you chuckled

- "so you do wanna go out with me?"

- you laughed again

- he really didn't get it did he?

- "yes, ted, I do"

- he then proceeded to jump up and down and fling his arms about with excitement

- finally he scored a pretty one!!

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