Spiderson and Iron dad one shots

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WHaT thE FuCk is GOinG oN wiTh mY daMn sLeEp ScHEduLe?!

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Bloop beep, I'm a FUCKIN' sheep. Also, some of these paragraphs are long...and I don't really know how to shorten them... soooo???

The five students and Mr. Harrington all walked in to the large, lavish lobby of the Avengers compound. Everyone, except Peter and Michelle, stood with their mouths hanging open. MJ and Peter looked at each other and laughed before heading to the reception desk. "Hey Peter, hey MJ!" The receptionist Angela greeted them. "You guys on the tour?" Both teens nodded. "Well, Pete, I wish you luck. The team wasn't very happy you didn't come back, they spent hours turning the place upside down." Peter groaned "Shit." MJ just smirked and laughed at his distress, before snapping a pic of his face to draw later. "Why do I always end up being the subject of your amusement?"  MJ stuffed her phone back into her pocket. "Because you always seem to end up in stupid situations." Peter looked offended. "Tha-that's," he sighed in defeat, "That's totally fair." All the teen in front of him did was laugh and take the lanyards Angela had put on the counter at some point.

"Hey, Penis," apparently  Flash had heard the little bit about the Avengers looking for Peter. "How much did you pay her to act like she knows you?" Angela frowned. Who did this kid think he was?! "I don't know how many times I have to tell you Flash, I work here as Tony- I mean Mr. Stark's - personal intern." 

MJ noticed Angela's frown, and that she was furiously typing something on her computer. This piqued  the teen's curiosity. "Hey, you okay?" After a second, Angela glanced up, the frown now being replaced with a smirk. "Yes, everything is fine." MJ nodded and turned back to the two boys, Flash seething as Peter trying to keep him quiet so as to not cause a disturbance. It wasn't working

 "-he hell did you pull it off Parker!" Just then, Mr. Harington ran up. "BOYS," He whisper shouted, "Stop this NOW, or I will send you both back to the bus." Peter nodded as MJ handed their teacher the lanyards. "Angela said that the tour guide would be here in a minute, but to go ahead and pass them out, Mr. H." the older man nodded and said "Okay, thank you, Michelle." 

When the tour guide showed up 5 minutes later, Peter thought he was going to die. It was Piper (I love you If you know who it is). MJ looked extremely excited to see her friend. Peter decided it was the most adorable thing he'd ever seen, but he would never admit it in fear for his life. "Welcome...Midtown high? Right?," Pepper was looking at a clipboard. "Yes ma'am." Answered Mr. Harrington.

 Piper looked up and saw MJ "Hey! MJ, I know it's a weird question, but is Peter here?" Michelle said yes as Peter stepped around Abe and sighed. "Hi Piper." There was a relief and anger hiding behind a sickeningly sweet-faced mask. "Glad to see you've made it, Mr. Parker. Miss Potts will be  very happy to see you. Shit. He was so dead. "How do you know Penis?!" Aaaaand Flash was even more dead. Nobody insulted Peter in front of Piper, at least, they didn't get away with it. 

"What did you just call him?" The fierce look on Piper's face matched her tone. Piper had gone into 'Protective Sister Mode' Peter dashed to save Flash's face from being bashed in with a clipboard, and his soul from being sold because of Piper's uncanny ability to get anyone to do anything just by talking to them. "Pipes! It's fine." His Mother's assistant sent him a look that said 'We WILL talk about this with Pepper later.'  

"Alright then. Let's get this tour started. We have a lot to see today." As the class walked ahead, Piper instructed all the students to scan their badges. "Piper McLean, Level 8. Welcome back, Piper. Ms. Potts asked me to thank you for taking over the tour." F.R.I.D.A.Y. called out from seemingly everywhere. The class jumped, but not Peter, Ned, or MJ. They were fine. "Oh, that's just F.R.I.D.A.Y., She's The Compound's AI." Piper explained "What did she mean by 'level 8'?" Abe questioned. "Oh! Well, there are 8 levels of access in the compound. Guests have level 1, Interns have level 2, Janitors have level 3, Security has level 4, Staff and personnel have level 5, Scientists have level 6, Avengers have level 7, and anyone close to Tony has level 8." Abe nodded, satisfied. "What level do we have, Ms. McLean?" Mr. Harrington asked. "Well, as a tour group, you guys have level one." Flash decided that was a good point to try and embarass Peter. "What level does Pen- Peter have?" He smirked, thinking Peter was going to be exposed. "Level 8."

 Flash stood open-mouthed. Piper frowned and feigned surprised. "Oh, did he not tell you that he is Tony's personal Intern?" She glanced at Peter in confusion, clearly asking why no one believed him. Mr. Harrington spoke up. "Well, it is a little hard to believe." Pepper nodded, realizing how odd it must sound, but still wanting to protect her basically-brother nonetheless. "Well, I know Peter would never lie about something like that." 

Piper asked them to all scan their badges. F.R.I.D.A.Y. greeted each of them as they walked through the scanner. "Mr. Harrington, level 1. Hello, welcome to The Compound!" Then, Flash went through "Fish Thompson, Level 1. Hello." Ned almost laughed. He knew that F.R.I.D.A.Y. didn't make a mistake unless she wanted to. Before Flash could protest, he was moved out of the way by Abe. "Abe Brown, Level 1. Welcome, Abraham!" Abe smiled at the voice. "Thank you, miss!" Peter, MJ, and Ned all scanned their level 8 badges, as they were all close with the Stark family. "Welcome back Peter. Would you like me to let Mr. Stark know you're here?" Panic consumed Peter. "No!" But alas...he was too late. "Mr. Stark has been notified of your presence anyway due to the 'Mini Stark is Missing' protocol." 

"The what?" Question was thick in Peter's voice. Piper burst out In a fit of giggles. So did Ned. "Babe, hate to break it to you, but Tony is coming down here. Right Now." MJ then joined the laughing fit. Then the elevator dinged. Tony, Pepper, Steve, Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Sam, Scott, Wanda, Vision, Bruce, Thor, and even Loki fought to get out first. Piper fell on the floor, laughing her ass off. Then, Vision fazed out of the Elevator, allowing the others to run out and surround Peter.

"PETER!" Tony was the first one to make it to him. "Where were you?!" Pepper was now next to Tony, fussing over if her son was hurt of not. "I-" Suddenly everyone was bombarding the spiderling with questions. "If you allowed him to talk, he might be able to answer your questions." Vision was the only one with any sense. The talking ceased. "I-I don't want to talk about it...here." Peter glance back at his classmates. "Oh, hello Piper, can you...finish their tour?" Piper had stood up by then. "Of course Ms. Pepper." Natasha stopped them. "MJ, Ned. You two stay. I want the full story." Ned look like he was going to die of laughter. "Yes miss Nat." MJ was always respectful to Natasha. "I can't allow you to take my studen-" Mr. Harrington stopped himself when he saw the expression on the team's face. "On the other hand, go right ahead."

"Bye, Peter!" Piper yelled. Then Angela caught her eye. The receptionist showed her the E-mail that was going to be sent to all the workers.  It read: Mess with Flash Thomson as much as possible. He insulted our Mini Stark. And don't worry about hurting him. they signed a waver when the entered for the trip. Piper smiled, approving of the plan.

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Well, that was eventful. It was the first chapter I was not in.

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Anyway, lemme know what you think! Lizzy out!