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Spiderson and Iron dad one shots

Hayran Kurgu

Exactly what it sounds like BUUUUUUUTTT.....MJ, Pepper, and Super fam appear. Also, I may or may not come crashing in every once in a while and also they will be three or four shots. DISCONTINUED*****

#avengers #broken #brokenfourthwall #fieldtrips #irondad #mj #oneshots #pepperoni #peter #spiderson #spidychelle #tony

No laughing matter

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Heyyy sooo i'm not gonna waste your time. Let's get into it.
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Tony finally put down his tools and leaned back in his chair, yawing. "Hey fri? What time is it?"
"It is currently 2: 46 am." Fri said calmly.
Tony yawned again and thanked his AI before processing what was said. "...wait, Fri did you say A.M.?"
The voice responded quickly with "Yes, Boss."
Tony's eyes went wide. "OH MY GOD! I FORGOT TO PICK UP PETER!!" Tony jumped out of his chair and sprinted out of the lab, cursing himself the entire time. 

*cut to pepper*

Pepper was sitting in the living room, sipping a cup of tea and getting ready to go back to bed when she heard heavy doorsteps and yelling. She stood and poked her head around the corned to see who was there, but all she saw was the blur of her husband sprinting past her while screaming "shIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!"
"Whoa! Tony what the hell are you doing?!" Pepper asked incredulously. Tony turned around, panting a second fefore going off on a rant . "I- I forgot to pick up Peter! I'm such a terrible dad! Ughh! I'm such a fucking moron! God dammit, he's going to hate me! What if something happened to him? What if he got hurt!! What if he's DE-"
Pepper interrupted. "WOAH! Tones, calm down babe...now start over..You did..?" She lifted an eyebrow expectantly. Tony sighed and looked at the floor.
"Pep..I'm so sorry but I forgot to pick Peter up from school because I got distracted working. I-I thought I had more time! but it just slipped my mind entirely and...I'm so sorry." Tony hung his head in shame as tears pricked his eyes.
"Pft- heh...heheh..BAHAHAHAHAH!!" Pepper Burst out laughing, wiping her eyes and holding her stomach as she almost collapsed with laughter.
"Pepper, this isn't funny!" Tony said firmly. Pepper continued to laugh and giggle.
"N-no, I-it's not hahaHAH...except for the fact that .....







 "Today is Saturday."


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Hiiiii...I'm sorry this is so short but I thought it was cute, sooooo lemme know what you think!
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Lee, out!

Also! Since it was past midnight, it should have been "it WAS Saturday" but whatever lol
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