Spiderson and Iron dad one shots

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Some serious family fluff is gonna happen. SHIT GONNA  BE  C U T E!! and long as   F U C K

As soon as they were all in the living room, Peter was bombarded with the same questions. This time, the were louder. Way louder. It hurt Peter's sensitive ears to hear all of the avengers yelling over each other. It sent him into an overload. Peter shot a web onto the 20 foot ceiling. MJ told F.R.I.D.A.Y. to activate the overload protocol. The room darkened as all the blinds were drawn and lights turned off. the sudden absence of light didn't shut the team up, It was MJ who told them to 'Shut the hell up!'. "Shit, kid, I'm sorry." Tony had stopped the minute Peter stuck to the roof. MJ started waving her hands in a manner that Pepper recognized as ASL. Pete,  you can come down now, if it's okay. They finally shut their asses up. Peter slowly took his hands off his ears and backflipped off the roof, somehow twisting to land.

Pepper ran and hugged him as soon as he did. There were tears in her eyes. "I'm just glad you're okay." Peter hugged his mother back. "I'm sorry I scared you Mom." Tony walked up to his son. "Pete, we didn't mean to yell, we were all just worried." Peter hugged his dad and asked everyone to sit so he could explain. "Patrol was normal enough, but it got  rough at the end. I got shot twice and stabbed twice. I was a bit tired, so I decided I'd take a nap on the top of this random apartment complex. I just didn't wake up till it was time for school." Peter then shrugged as if he hadn't just told his super family that he had been shot and stabbed and not come home afterwards for medical treatment.

Bruce stood up to go get the med bay ready. "You WHAT?!" Every person asked at once. The spider panicked. "Oh, shit." Steve absent mindedly said "Language." "Dude, you were SHOT and you didn't tell anybody?!" Ned was freaking out. Peter knew he had to leave "I'm going down to the med bay now, so none of you can kill me!" MJ grabbed him by the ear. "Bullshit, Peter." She then proceeded to drag him over to the elevator that was...open? "Lizz?! Happy?!" "Hmm? Oh! Hi Peter, MJ, Ned....and All the Avengers apparently." Happy looked at Tony apologetically. "Sorry Boss, she scares me." Lizz smiled as if it was a compliment. 

"Okay, MJ, take my stupid son to the med bay. Happy, who the hell is this?!" Lizz frowned. "I am fully capable of introducing myself, Mr. Stark, sir." Tony's eyebrows shot up at the pure amount of awe and snark in the small girl's sentence. "Go ahead." Lizz then spoke. " You can call me Lizz or Lizzy. "I am 13 and in high school (not really in highschool) I-" Aren't you a little young to be in high school?" Cap interrupted the teen. "With all due respect, sir, I took the ACT when I was 12. I read on a year 3 college level, and I'm in advanced math. Not to mention, but I can pull a grown man off his feet with the dead weight of 7 children. I may be young, but I am smart, I am intimidating, and I am NOT to be underestimated. Sir." 

The 13 year old was steadily walking toward the group, Happy trailing like a lost puppy. The she did something no one expected. She plopped on the floor with her feet curled next to her. "But, I am also loyal. Peter is my friend. I'd like to wait for him, if that is okay." The rest of the Avengers nodded sat down awkwardly, totally confused at the amount of respect and sass this girl could somehow put in the same sentence. Peter walked back in with MJ and Bruce after a while. 

"Lizz, why are you on the floor?" Peter asked. She tripped while trying to get to her friend. Then ran even faster to see that he was okay. Once satisfied she furrowed her brows and smacked him on the back of the head. "I was waiting for your dumb ass to get stitched up, I knew I smelled blood on you when you walked by me." Tony raised an eyebrow. "And why did no one contact us?" MJ looked ready to laugh. Ned look like he was going to explode. Bruce firmly told his nephew what he already knew. "Peter, you need to tell your dad why he was not informed about you bleeding."